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Protests Erupt As Police Shoot Man Who Was Just One Gun Away From Being Unarmed
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:19 pm
Thank God for the Babylon Bee, one of the few remaining media outlets with balls
Babylon Bee
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LOS ANGELES, CA—In another controversial shooting, Andres Ryan was shot by police after allegedly robbing a convenience store. Ryan was completely unarmed -- give or take one firearm.
The police tried to justify the shooting, saying they felt threatened by Ryan, despite his having only one gun more than completely harmless and the police having many more guns. The shooting immediately led to protests, though, as he was yet another person shot by police who only had zero-to-one guns.
“We have no choice but to try to loot a Target,” said an Antifa member who wished to remain unnamed. “I can’t think of any other way to approach something like this.”
Many politicians have condemned the police, saying they need to show more restraint when nearly not being shot at. Presidential candidate Joe Biden has traveled to visit the injured Ryan personally, a visit during which Ryan mugged him.
Babylon Bee
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Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:20 pm to Frank Black
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Presidential candidate Joe Biden has traveled to visit the injured Ryan personally, a visit during which Ryan mugged him.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:23 pm to Frank Black
Babylon Bee...
Posted on 9/8/20 at 1:59 pm to Frank Black
Bee rapidly ascending to GOAT status. 
Posted on 9/8/20 at 2:41 pm to Frank Black
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Ryan was completely unarmed -- give or take one firearm.
Im sure the gun was mostly peaceful
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Many politicians have condemned the police, saying they need to show more restraint when nearly not being shot at.
The Bee deserves a Pulitzer, honestly
Posted on 9/8/20 at 2:46 pm to Frank Black
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“We have no choice but to try to loot a Target,” said an Antifa member who wished to remain unnamed. “I can’t think of any other way to approach something like this.”
They're almost there, but they lack the balls to go full tilt. Need to work on this part of it. It's not unnamed Antifa people looting the Target.
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 2:57 pm to Frank Black
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Just One Gun Away From Being Unarmed
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