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Open letter to Stormy Daniels
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:28 am
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:28 am
Dear Stormy,
Shut the frick up.
I say that, not having listened to anything you've ever said, the same as every other man on the planet except for gay men, who probably do listen to you. I don't know. We straight men only know you're flapping your jaws, and we scan the crib notes, maybe. Most of us just read the headlines and move on.
Your boobs are big fake arse balloons and are not very attractive. I'm pretty sure I've never seen you in a porno, thank God.
At best, you sort of look like Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is not a whore. You are! You're a whore and you're stupid.
Here's a list of tweeners I'd bang instead of you.
- The mom on Little House on the Prairie.
- June Cleaver
- Deela, the Scalosian Queen, from Star Trek
- Nurse Chapel from Star Trek
- Kelly Rajnigandha Kapoor
- Carol Brady
- Courtney Love - I hope that hurts you Stormy!
- Tori Spelling - Wham!!
- Debi Mazar
- Britney Spears while bald and fat
- Amy Poehler
Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Shut the frick up.
I say that, not having listened to anything you've ever said, the same as every other man on the planet except for gay men, who probably do listen to you. I don't know. We straight men only know you're flapping your jaws, and we scan the crib notes, maybe. Most of us just read the headlines and move on.
Your boobs are big fake arse balloons and are not very attractive. I'm pretty sure I've never seen you in a porno, thank God.
At best, you sort of look like Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is not a whore. You are! You're a whore and you're stupid.
Here's a list of tweeners I'd bang instead of you.
- The mom on Little House on the Prairie.
- June Cleaver
- Deela, the Scalosian Queen, from Star Trek
- Nurse Chapel from Star Trek
- Kelly Rajnigandha Kapoor
- Carol Brady
- Courtney Love - I hope that hurts you Stormy!
- Tori Spelling - Wham!!
- Debi Mazar
- Britney Spears while bald and fat
- Amy Poehler
Sincerely,
Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:30 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I bet she reads this
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:31 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Debi Mazar
Particularly the coked-up Debi Mazar in Goodfellas.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:32 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
quote:
Particularly the coked-up Debi Mazar in Goodfellas.
she was sort of hot back then, I swear
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:35 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Post it on the OT if you really want her to see it. Seriously.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:40 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Why did you post this here, why don't you send your thoughts to her and not be such a chickenshit.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:40 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Deela, the Scalosian Queen, from Star Trek
Saw her in an old episode of “77 Sunset Strip”. She’s no tweeter, she’s a definite IWHI.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:44 am to Tactical1
quote:
Why did you post this here
to piss you off Stormy lover
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:46 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Carol Brady 2018?
You'll have to knock a few cobwebs off...
You'll have to knock a few cobwebs off...
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:47 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Dear Stormy,
Eat a dick.
Thats a better greeting. Will grab her attention.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:47 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Stormy needs to call her mama. Her mama misses her.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:48 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Fran Drescher deserves to be on that list.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Blondie (Dagwood's wife) is a worthy candidate for that list IMO.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Excuse me while I consult the resident melt experts to determine if your missive is, in fact, a melt. None have commented to that effect so far, and thus I fear I may be mistaken to characterize it as such.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 11:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Stormy lover
I wouldn't waste several seconds of my time on this woman, clearly you have given her much more time and attention than I ever would.
You appear to have deeper feelings for her than I could ever have.
Posted on 3/28/18 at 11:02 am to TiptonInSC
Thelma now a tweener
before Tweener status
before Tweener status
Posted on 3/28/18 at 11:11 am to Dire Wolf
quote:
bet she reads this
She did used to post on here fwiw
Posted on 3/28/18 at 11:12 am to deltaland
Second time I’ve seen this, what’s this about? Really?
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