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re: Mike Johnson's Biblical Beliefs Brutally Mocked by Late-Night TV
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:34 am to Mo Jeaux
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:34 am to Mo Jeaux
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I find it embarrassing that he thinks the Bible mandates that the United States unequivocally support Israel.
So you don't think the Bible says that we should support the Jewish people? Ever heard of the Abrahamic Covenant? I believe that is one the main things that we as a nation should support foreign policy wise. A nation that stands with Israel is a aligned with God's Word. The fact you say that his stance embarrasses you is laughable honestly.
ETA: "And I will bless those who bless you,
And the one who curses you I will curse." --God
This post was edited on 11/1/23 at 8:36 am
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Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:36 am to Revelator
I quit watching late night talk shows years ago. After Carson and Leno, the platform died.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:36 am to Penrod
quote:
We all thought it was funny when Book of Mormons was goring a different ox
Speak for yourself dude. I'm no fan of Mormons, but I saw the play for what it was.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:37 am to The Eric
I sort of enjoyed Colbert and Kimmel a long time ago, but they are completely deranged now.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:38 am to rtiger
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rtiger
FYI you are responding to the boards most legit pro-Hamas poster. You are an infidel to him.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:41 am to rtiger
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So you don't think the Bible says that we should support the Jewish people?
No.
quote:
Ever heard of the Abrahamic Covenant?
Yes.
quote:
I believe that is one the main things that we as a nation should support foreign policy wise. A nation that stands with Israel is a aligned with God's Word.
Ok. You're a religious wacko too. You believe something that was not a tenet of Christianity until the late 19th century at the earliest.
quote:
The fact you say that his stance embarrasses you is laughable honestly.
Coming from a religious wacko, I'll take this as a compliment.
quote:
ETA: "And I will bless those who bless you,
And the one who curses you I will curse." --God
Plot twist: The Bible is not talking about the modern-day nation state of Israel.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:42 am to RealityWinsOut
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you are responding to the boards most legit pro-Hamas poster.
Liar.
quote:
RealityWinsOut
You're a legit pedophile, and it's disgusting. I can't believe you're allowed to post here.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:46 am to Revelator
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Colbert, who is a devout Catholic himself
No different than the "Jews for Palestine" group
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:47 am to Mo Jeaux
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Plot twist: The Bible is not talking about the modern-day nation state of Israel.
Please enlighten us on who the Bible is referencing then. Since Mike and I are aligned on this point and religious wackos, I really want to hear who you say God was talking about. If it's not the Jewish nation and current day nation of Israel then who is under the Abrahamic Covenant?
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:49 am to Revelator
Wow Colbert you really stumped any true Christian with your witty remarks! 
Jesus fulfilled the old covenant. Next. So many "Catholics" don't know anything about the bible.
Jesus fulfilled the old covenant. Next. So many "Catholics" don't know anything about the bible.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:49 am to Mo Jeaux
Funny. youve earned your own rep on here dude. I'm sure if put to a vote on here my post would be considered legit and yours a sad losers attempt.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:50 am to SCLibertarian
quote:It seems to me that you are the ones acting all offended about a comedy routine.
Leftists today are incapable of humor. Being perpetually offended doesn't bode well for being funny.
This post was edited on 11/1/23 at 9:07 am
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:50 am to Wednesday
quote:See what I mean?
This was so offensive I had to stop reading it
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:51 am to rtiger
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Please enlighten us on who the Bible is referencing then.
Brace yourself. Replacement theology incoming.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:52 am to Revelator
quote:So, it is acceptable to mock religion, so long as it is not YOUR religion on the receiving end, right? 'Cause YOUR religion is the "true" one?quote:Mormons aren’t Christians. They believe Jesus was just one of many gods and believe that they will be gods too one day with their own planet and multiple spiritual wives.
We all thought it was funny when Book of Mormons was goring a different ox.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:54 am to Revelator
What’s not funny is the prospect
of politicians incorporating their interpretation of Scripture into
statutory law. That would be nothing to laugh about.
of politicians incorporating their interpretation of Scripture into
statutory law. That would be nothing to laugh about.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:59 am to RealityWinsOut
quote:
Funny. youve earned your own rep on here dude. I'm sure if put to a vote on here my post would be considered legit and yours a sad losers attempt.
K. Keep me posted, pedo.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:59 am to Revelator
Colberts shame number is minus 5.
He will do anything to appear edgy and hate filled, it is the raw meat his audience wants.
And just so we are clear, Colbert is not a devout anything. I am not near the Christian I should be, but I would not dream of saying any of that shite.
He will do anything to appear edgy and hate filled, it is the raw meat his audience wants.
And just so we are clear, Colbert is not a devout anything. I am not near the Christian I should be, but I would not dream of saying any of that shite.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 9:00 am to AUstar
quote:The facility with which Christians exempt themselves from the portions of the Bible that they don't like is very ... utilitarian.
I think he's confusing Johnson with Jews.
It goes all the way back to Paul deciding that non-Jewish converts need not be circumcised. Lots easier to get converts, when you don't demand that they slice their weiners. That was some creative "theology," and it set the tone for the next two thousand years.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 9:01 am to Revelator
What is it about any of their criticisms that aren't expected?
Am disappointed if none of them made reference to something the Scripps network showed - that of Johnson announcing before the House that he's all for 14 billion dollars to Israel, if it's balanced with a cut of 14 billion to the IRS.
Bet that didn't sit well with the late-nighters, and would understand if they just happened to not mention it.
Broke a precedent recently and stayed with the t.v. station to see what this guy Kimmel was using in his monologue. But should have known in advance.
Turned out to be an extended harangue and mocking of Trump; that took up over 95% of the monologue.
Are all the other late-nighters this coordinated.
He was so wrapped up in his smug attacks on Trump he even got lost in the middle of one of his quips, which electronic editing had to cancel out and he had to start over.
All of this was expected - just not to that level of saturation. But it's been unrelenting now for almost 8 years.
What was most telling was that audience who whooped and hollered in glee like banshees after every barely droll quip.
Then to give a false impression of "balance" he then went to Biden. The day that Biden supposedly visited Tel Aviv.
His mention of Biden could've been taken as a straight, objective news report.
But when he mentioned Biden visiting Tel Aviv and followed that up with "he really knows what he's doing," then we hit the button.
Won't be going back to any of them. That they even survive in media is another indication of where we are as a nation.
Without Trump, what would they actually feel worthwhile to talk about.
Just happened upon a rather easier to watch report of news with the Scripps people. They are leftist, but actually go where most of the others don't. And better select their news stories.
At this point, there are parts of Gaza that are mere rubble.
They even returned to Maui and showed recently released video on what happened with that woefully mishandled disaster.
Am disappointed if none of them made reference to something the Scripps network showed - that of Johnson announcing before the House that he's all for 14 billion dollars to Israel, if it's balanced with a cut of 14 billion to the IRS.
Bet that didn't sit well with the late-nighters, and would understand if they just happened to not mention it.
Broke a precedent recently and stayed with the t.v. station to see what this guy Kimmel was using in his monologue. But should have known in advance.
Turned out to be an extended harangue and mocking of Trump; that took up over 95% of the monologue.
Are all the other late-nighters this coordinated.
He was so wrapped up in his smug attacks on Trump he even got lost in the middle of one of his quips, which electronic editing had to cancel out and he had to start over.
All of this was expected - just not to that level of saturation. But it's been unrelenting now for almost 8 years.
What was most telling was that audience who whooped and hollered in glee like banshees after every barely droll quip.
Then to give a false impression of "balance" he then went to Biden. The day that Biden supposedly visited Tel Aviv.
His mention of Biden could've been taken as a straight, objective news report.
But when he mentioned Biden visiting Tel Aviv and followed that up with "he really knows what he's doing," then we hit the button.
Won't be going back to any of them. That they even survive in media is another indication of where we are as a nation.
Without Trump, what would they actually feel worthwhile to talk about.
Just happened upon a rather easier to watch report of news with the Scripps people. They are leftist, but actually go where most of the others don't. And better select their news stories.
At this point, there are parts of Gaza that are mere rubble.
They even returned to Maui and showed recently released video on what happened with that woefully mishandled disaster.
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