re: Lady Gaga’s dog walker was shot

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French bulldogs are cute as all Hell, but shooting a man to get two of them seems a bit excessive.

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Especially since they would have surrendered peacefully. They are French bulldogs, after all.

Why is this even on the PT??

There are plenty of unemployed illegal taco bending professional dog walkers on every street corner outside Hollywood. Easy to replace. Resumes bought and paid for.

Turn the Frenchy's into sausage and arm the next Dog walker with a sub machine gun.

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I think the third dog was an accomplice of the kidnapper. It's too suspicious

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More likely the two dogs taken set the whole thing up as their escape plan. They didn’t include the third dog, who was a real bitch.

Did I read that right, return the dogs, get 500k, no questions asked?