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Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:15 pm
Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes
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Dec 11, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to "axe for votes."
Touting her new campaign slogan "Uh-Uh, No You Di-Uhnt", Crockett hopes to unseat Senator John Cornyn in the 2026 midterm elections.
"I ain't playin' baby girl, I runnin', which is why I be acksing you fo yo votes," said the Rhodes graduate. "We out here talkin' 'bout showin' up, makin' noise, and actually usin' that ballot like it matter — 'cause it do. Every time we dip out on election day, somebody else makin' choices for us, and that ain't the move."
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This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 1:17 pm
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:17 pm to djmed
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:21 pm to djmed
"Dat cracka be RAYcist," said Crockett.
She has to be referring to the President Of The United States
She has to be referring to the President Of The United States
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:25 pm to djmed
she just keeping it real. let a playa play
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