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I swear I thought this was an Onion article

Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:13 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7249 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:13 am
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Trump shares post claiming Afghans would behead anyone who showed them a NESPRESSO machine

LINK
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9645 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:17 am to
looks like an accurate afghan assessment
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21344 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

I swear I thought this was an Onion article


The quote was from someone who has way more firsthand knowledge of Afghan culture than you or I do. And it may have been intended as an overstatement or exaggeration to make a point.

But even if he’s factually incorrect and there aren’t any tribesmen who would react that spookishly violently over seeing a sophisticated piece of machinery that is very ordinary to us, I think his point is correct.

The point being that the difference in culture is WAY more vast than soft hearted (but thick headed) liberals seem to believe.

That’s why this doesn’t look at all like an Onion Article to anyone with reality in focus.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46332 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:06 pm to
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
15960 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:10 pm to
Woah, the next you’ll tell me is that Muslims have a culture rooted in pedophilia, incest, and rape.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
12620 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 1:31 pm to
Knowing the mussies it is not surprising. Religion of peace.
Posted by M. A. Ryland
silver spring, MD
Member since Dec 2005
2135 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:36 pm to
quote:


Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.


The lesser-known converse is also true: A sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a technology.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46332 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:51 pm to
To an Afghan, does it matter?
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5723 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 3:09 pm to
Do I need to hide mine??
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57896 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Trump shares post claiming Afghans would behead anyone who showed them a NESPRESSO machine


For a society that engages in widespread Bacha Bazi, beheading someone for showing a Nespresso machine would actually be less batshit crazy.

The faux pearl-clutching "BECAWZ DRUMPFSZS!!11" is just noise.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18150 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 7:28 pm to
I would too! Nespresso coffee taste like shite.
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