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I really do envy the Amish

Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:25 pm
Now they're fricked up. But can you imagine the peace they live in without this shite? Everyone of us has gotten off facebook and felt how fricking great your life became. The more we cut the more we fricking love it. Period. It's crazy. You actually fricking feel your life get better. It's tough because someone has to watch the government because they're not going to do the right thing over the course of 50 years if gone unwatched, as we're witnessing now. But as an isolated pocket with their own problems I'm sure, it must be a relatively peaceful way to live this one and only life we get to play ball with.

Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:29 pm to
Welcome to the list, baw. Quit drinking.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55489 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:34 pm to
It is entirely possible to emulate Amish living without Amish theology; all that is required is capital, land, and an enforced communitarian contract. < THAT is the future I hope comes about.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:37 pm to
The Amish don’t believe in the semi colon. You speak your peace or be gone.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55661 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:38 pm to
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You actually fricking feel your life get better.
you have some serious issues if getting rid of facebook has a signifiant impact on your life
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:38 pm to
If you're Amish your girlfriend can't stick ice cubes up your a-hole.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16236 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:41 pm to
If only backwards Muslims could be like backwards Amish. There would be no more suicide bombers.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:44 pm to
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you have some serious issues if getting rid of facebook has a signifiant impact on your life


A lot of people have issues and a lot of people's issues get better the farther they are from social media. Didn't know I broke news to you. It would take me 5 seconds of talking to you to figure out what your issues are but I don't give a shite about you. Hope you fester in them simply cause you were just an a-hole to me. frick off.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

If you're Amish your girlfriend can't stick ice cubes up your a-hole.



I swear to god I haven't thought that maybe Amish people have never had any ice. For their buttholes or their mouths.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:46 pm to
They definitely have ice, they just don't use it in the way to which you are accustomed.

PS: Come back to the OTB.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:48 pm to
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PS: Come back to the OTB.


If they'd stop deleting my posts I would.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:50 pm to
Well stop posting about your a-hole.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:52 pm to
You know you liked that shite
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:53 pm to
Everybody did. Just come back man, it's different-ish now.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71468 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:54 pm to
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 it must be a relatively peaceful way to live 


You ever actually been around Amish? It's not as glamorous as you think. The women probably put in more work than most of the people who post on here.

I live near a large Amish community. Here are pictures from a few months ago.



Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:00 am to
I grew up near one in rural Wisconsin. Big Amish and Mennonite community. Used to always see the Amish men in Wal-Mart, they had permanent scowls. Everybody looked slightly inbred but they were nice enough when you talked to them, they also ran good produce and knick-knack stores and are tremendous carpenters.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:17 am to
Amish are just like us!


Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:22 am to
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Amish are just like us!


I've shitposted in ways those good people can't imagine. But good to know they MAGA. I already liked them.
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 12:23 am
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:26 am to
quote:

You ever actually been around Amish? It's not as glamorous as you think.

Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5185 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 5:08 am to
There is a large Mennonite community in my area. They are like Amish with cars and other technology. However, they don’t watch television. They fascinate me. Good, hard-working people.
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 5:10 am
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