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I am considering identifying as an undocumented citizen

Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2865 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:26 pm
Please don't call me illegal should I choose to actually do that. Apparently doing “socially accepted illegal activities” are perfectly fine.

Pros
Free health care
No taxes
Free education
Free money/housing/food

Cons
Not being a patriot to my country
May have to move into a sanctuary city and live amongst my “peers”

I wonder what would happen should we all choose such an act?



Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:29 pm to
One pro is that these foreign invaders don't have to register for the draft. They get every damn benefit without any of the responsibilities.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
1954 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:49 pm to
I’m trying to get my attorney to get me undocumented now
Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:52 pm to
Other laws don't apply to you as well. It's a helluva deal
Posted by Simplemaaan
Member since Sep 2007
3806 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:52 pm to
You may be joking, but I have also wondered about doing this.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62370 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:52 pm to
Not a bad idea, you can literally get away with murder, too..
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2865 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

You may be joking, but I have also wondered about doing this.


How screwed would our country be if we stopped paying our way through life and switched to be the recipients of others labor/money. Well I guess if we all switched there would be no one to support me/us.
Posted by Quintona
Member since Mar 2019
739 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:00 pm to
Since you don't have to show another form of ID "in your rush across the border" you can pick up a second or third drivers license in many states as well. You never know when alternate ID may come in handy....
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:03 pm to
Another pro is that you can vote in California and other leftist states
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30278 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:11 pm to
All Americans are OT Rich, Jose and Pedro deserve freely that which you get up at the crack of dawn to earn.

Open borders..the true "Wearefuct"
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 10:09 pm
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29919 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:20 pm to
Not bad, not bad at all. Gotta strike while the iron's hot. Im rolling with Trump sexually assaulted me in a day or two. Early 40s white southern fella name of Davy Jones? It's a fresh take I suspect will hit big.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24666 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

I wonder what would happen should we all choose such an act?
Well, we'd bankrupt their cities in no time flat.

But, on the bright side, at least our vacated jobs would still be available when we came back. Lord knows the libs won't exactly be lining up to take those job openings...
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29217 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:59 pm to
You can claim ignorance of the law and not be held responsible as well. another huge plus.
Posted by CDawson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2017
16392 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

You may be joking




C'mon man...
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15746 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:19 am to
quote:

Gotta strike while the iron's hot. Im rolling with Trump sexually assaulted me in a day or two. Early 40s white southern fella name of Davy Jones? It's a fresh take I suspect will hit big.



I don’t know IF I can reflexively believe you since you identify as a “white fella.”

If you could reconsider your identity, I could believe a “black non-binary, omnisexual vegan.”
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6200 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:38 am to
I identify as a gay descendent of a slave....2x reparations!
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