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How does Sanders choose his cabinet?
Posted on 2/24/20 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 2/24/20 at 3:16 pm
Hypothetical conversation with his Chief of Staff.
Bernie: Okay, we need a Secretary of State
CoS: Steinberg over at DOJ would be my recommendation.
Bernie: What are his qualifications?
CoS: Well, he as an assistant SoS under John Kerry...
Bernie: No! No! No! Is he gay? Trans? Black? Geezus, what the hell am I thinking. Steinberg. He's just a jew?
CoS: 'Fraid, so...
Bernie: Can he be gay? Will he come out of the closet for the team?
CoS: His wife might object.
Bernie: Okay. Who else you got?
CoS: How about Connie Lingus? She'd be a good choice. Career State Department candidate. She's gay AND black.
Bernie: Nope. I'm afraid of her. She could break my neck.
CoS: Phyllis Atio over on the Harvard Faculty might work. She's trans. Goes by Phil, now.
Bernie: Nah. She's, errr, he's richer than me. Gotta have a regular person.
CoS: That's all we got.
Bernie: That's it? Surely you must have someone else.
CoS: Please. Don't call me Shirley. That's the everyone in the binder. Unless...
Bernie: Unless what! Who else?
CoS: We do have a black trans woman named Tonto Suzuki-Gomez. She's an unpaid intern on the campaign staff...
Bernie: Perfect!
Bernie: Okay, we need a Secretary of State
CoS: Steinberg over at DOJ would be my recommendation.
Bernie: What are his qualifications?
CoS: Well, he as an assistant SoS under John Kerry...
Bernie: No! No! No! Is he gay? Trans? Black? Geezus, what the hell am I thinking. Steinberg. He's just a jew?
CoS: 'Fraid, so...
Bernie: Can he be gay? Will he come out of the closet for the team?
CoS: His wife might object.
Bernie: Okay. Who else you got?
CoS: How about Connie Lingus? She'd be a good choice. Career State Department candidate. She's gay AND black.
Bernie: Nope. I'm afraid of her. She could break my neck.
CoS: Phyllis Atio over on the Harvard Faculty might work. She's trans. Goes by Phil, now.
Bernie: Nah. She's, errr, he's richer than me. Gotta have a regular person.
CoS: That's all we got.
Bernie: That's it? Surely you must have someone else.
CoS: Please. Don't call me Shirley. That's the everyone in the binder. Unless...
Bernie: Unless what! Who else?
CoS: We do have a black trans woman named Tonto Suzuki-Gomez. She's an unpaid intern on the campaign staff...
Bernie: Perfect!
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 3:18 pm
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 3:19 pm to Jax-Tiger
He'll hire who Soros tells him to hire.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 3:37 pm to Crimson Wraith
The mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 3:42 pm to Jax-Tiger
If a Chavez lover becomes President it doesnt matter how he chooses his cabinet
We need to be figuring out how and where to point rifles with hair triggers ready to rock and roll
We need to be figuring out how and where to point rifles with hair triggers ready to rock and roll
Posted on 2/24/20 at 3:44 pm to Jax-Tiger
He's met a lot of people in 'cells.'
Posted on 2/24/20 at 4:01 pm to Jax-Tiger
quote:Shopping at Lowes
How does Sanders choose his cabinet?
Posted on 2/24/20 at 4:07 pm to YF12
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We need to be figuring out how and where to point rifles with hair triggers ready to rock and roll
say hi to the Fbi
Posted on 2/24/20 at 4:09 pm to CelticDog
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say hi to the Fbi
Why? Are they gonna frame him as a Russian agent like they did others?
Posted on 2/24/20 at 4:10 pm to Jax-Tiger
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How does Sanders choose his cabinet?
Are the Dems still using 9 year old trannys to screen applicants? Serious question.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 4:16 pm to Jax-Tiger
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Connie Lingus
Makes me giggle
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