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re: Hilary Clinton grabbed my dick

Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:55 am to
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21286 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:55 am to
Well you are older than 14, so


Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6621 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:23 am to
Did your dick commit suicide yet?
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30938 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Hilary Clinton grabbed my dick


Was probably needing confirmation you had one.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22177 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:27 am to
I started therapy today, I think with the crook in it she mistook it for her cane.. I don't think I can work again
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Me too.

She said she had a sore dick..
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11860 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:45 pm to
Wow. So OP just outed himself as Michelle Obama.

Nice.
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11306 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Hilary Clinton grabbed my dick


#metoo
This post was edited on 10/26/17 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21943 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:46 pm to
Did it fall off?
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
77332 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:50 pm to
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shite look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shite
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shite needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick - it look like a munchkin

My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek

My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 6:21 pm to
Thanks for that bit of internet nostalgia
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