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Fauci endorses Noem
Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:36 am
Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:36 am
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Dr. Anthony Fauci has come out as a major supporter of Governor Kristi Noem after learning that she, too, is a puppy murderer.
"I'm a huge fan of Kristi Noem's work," said Dr. Fauci. "Mostly just the putting bullets in puppies' brains part, but still - big, big supporter."
According to sources, Dr. Fauci purchased several copies of Noem's book where she describes killing a puppy and has read it on repeat ever since. "Fauci made that part of her audiobook his voicemail prompt," said former colleague Dr. Ben Schroeder. "It's a little creepy, but you know Fauci. The guy loves him some dead puppies."
Though one of Noem's biggest champions, Fauci admitted he preferred his own style of murdering dogs. "She kills them much too quickly. You've got to savor it," explained Fauci. "You want to trap the dogs' heads in a box where bugs gnaw their faces to death -- after you've cut out their vocal cords, of course! Ah, puppy torture."
At publishing time, Dr. Fauci had invited Noem over to his house for a relaxing evening massacring beagles.
Dr. Anthony Fauci has come out as a major supporter of Governor Kristi Noem after learning that she, too, is a puppy murderer.
"I'm a huge fan of Kristi Noem's work," said Dr. Fauci. "Mostly just the putting bullets in puppies' brains part, but still - big, big supporter."
According to sources, Dr. Fauci purchased several copies of Noem's book where she describes killing a puppy and has read it on repeat ever since. "Fauci made that part of her audiobook his voicemail prompt," said former colleague Dr. Ben Schroeder. "It's a little creepy, but you know Fauci. The guy loves him some dead puppies."
Though one of Noem's biggest champions, Fauci admitted he preferred his own style of murdering dogs. "She kills them much too quickly. You've got to savor it," explained Fauci. "You want to trap the dogs' heads in a box where bugs gnaw their faces to death -- after you've cut out their vocal cords, of course! Ah, puppy torture."
At publishing time, Dr. Fauci had invited Noem over to his house for a relaxing evening massacring beagles.
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Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:50 am to Night Vision
bee safe
This post was edited on 4/28/24 at 7:51 am
Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:52 am to themunch
Posted on 4/28/24 at 7:52 am to Night Vision
I think everyone is glossing over the fact that she said the dog attacked and killed someone's chickens.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 8:21 am to Night Vision
Noem would be Pence in a dress.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 8:59 am to Night Vision
I mean, you shoot ONE dog and the whole world loses it's mind.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:07 am to Night Vision
Ivermectin can be used to treat the effects the parasitic eggs of sand flies in humans, but the unfortunate method of testing results is upon the face of puppies.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:10 am to imjustafatkid
The Bee piece is funny AF.
This is just a fact of life on a farm or ranch. A working dog that doesn't work is useless. A dog that fricks with the livestock is a menace.
When I was kid we put a few down that were killing chickens or chasing the horses or cows.
It sucked but it was better than having to put down a horse that broke its leg being chased by a dog.
I have more respect for Noem, knowing she can do that math.
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I think everyone is glossing over the fact that she said the dog attacked and killed someone's chickens.
This is just a fact of life on a farm or ranch. A working dog that doesn't work is useless. A dog that fricks with the livestock is a menace.
When I was kid we put a few down that were killing chickens or chasing the horses or cows.
It sucked but it was better than having to put down a horse that broke its leg being chased by a dog.
I have more respect for Noem, knowing she can do that math.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:35 am to Night Vision
Fauci is the cream of the crop when it comes to slimy cock suckers.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:45 am to Night Vision
You sound weak
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:55 am to A Menace to Sobriety
Fauci downvoted you
Posted on 4/28/24 at 11:52 am to themunch
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SFP downvoted you
FIFY
Posted on 4/28/24 at 12:23 pm to Von
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This is just a fact of life on a farm or ranch. A working dog that doesn't work is useless. A dog that fricks with the livestock is a menace. When I was kid we put a few down that were killing chickens or chasing the horses or cows. It sucked but it was better than having to put down a horse that broke its leg being chased by a dog. I have more respect for Noem, knowing she can do that math.
They’re just all worried she’ll figure out that America is just a big farm and the same math is needed for people really.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 12:37 pm to geauxbrown
You also sound like a weak lunatic trying to justify her shooting the puppy
Clown
Clown
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:04 pm to SDVTiger
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You also sound like a weak lunatic trying to justify her shooting the puppy
Is it that she euthanized the dog that bothers you, or is it how she did it?
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:15 pm to David_DJS
Politicians that are puppy killers don’t make it in this world.
Best for everyone to cut bait with Noem.
She was nothing anyways, just an attractive older women that got the country boys going.
Best for everyone to cut bait with Noem.
She was nothing anyways, just an attractive older women that got the country boys going.
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:24 pm to David_DJS
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Is it that she euthanized the dog that bothers you
Yes shooting puppies bothers me
You are also a loon if it dosent upset you
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:35 pm to SDVTiger
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Yes shooting puppies bothers me
You didn't answer my question.
Is it that she euthanized the dog that has you bothered, or how she did it?
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:37 pm to David_DJS
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You didn't answer my question.
Yeah I did. Her shooting the puppy bothers me. It cant get much clearer than that
You trying to justify it makes you loon
Posted on 4/28/24 at 1:39 pm to SDVTiger
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Yeah I did. Her shooting the puppy bothers me. It cant get much clearer than that
lmao - if she had chemically euthanized it, would you be bothered?
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