re: Explain climate change to me like I’m five

Imagine you and your baby brother riding in the backseat of a car. Your little brother, we'll call him China, shits his diaper. Like the worst diarrhea you've ever witnessed. The worst smelling shite of all time.

You then let out the tiniest squeaker of a fart. Your parents immediately whip their heads around at you in disgust. Everyone's screaming about the sickening fart you just let out, people are puking and rolling windows down. Your parents immediately start talking about different gas relief medications you need to start taking, changes you need to make to your diet, etc. They set up doctors appointments for you to figure out what's going on with your stomach.

Your little brother is sitting over there hyping your parents up about it and giving them ideas of ways they can fix your stomach problems.

That's the climate change crisis

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Explain climate change to me like I’m five

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In the beginning there was Mother Earth, evil men fricked it up, evil men must now confess their sins and change their ways. No questions allowed.

View it as a religious belief and the climate change alarmists’ actions are more understandable. They’re wrong, but you can at least figure out their motivations.