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Chick-fil-a northern invasion
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:59 am
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:59 am
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Well, America – the time has come for you to know the truth. The New Yorker caught us red-handed. The jig is up.
Chick-fil-A plans biggest and narrowest location ever in NYC
The truth is months ago a covert team of specially trained Southern Christians crossed the Mason-Dixon Line along with a herd of grammatically-challenged bovines.
Our mission was to convert the Yankee heathens with gracious Southern hospitality and delicious chicken sandwiches.
And our plan would’ve worked had it not been for those meddling members of the Mainstream Media.
After about a week of eating fried chicken and drinking sweet tea, New Yorkers had become so much more pleasant and docile. Brooklynites had even started waving at tourists with all five fingers instead of one.
Now, that is the power of the Gospel Bird.
So let not your heart be troubled, America – because glory, glory hallelujah – the War of Poultry Aggression rages on.
Todd Starnes lays out the truth.
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Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:06 am to Jimmy2shoes
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Brooklynites had even started waving at tourists with all five fingers instead of one.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:11 am to Jimmy2shoes
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Gospel Bird
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:22 am to Jimmy2shoes
The Left is going to be so outraged.. until about 11:30. Then they will be beating the doors down for a 12 piece with a lemonade and Polynesian sauce
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:33 am to Jimmy2shoes
Well now I’m thinking about grabbing a biscuit before work this morning
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:34 am to Jimmy2shoes
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“Its politics, its décor, and its commercial-evangelical messaging are infected with this suburban piety,” he wrote.
I'd bet that the person who wrote that is the product of incessant childhood bullying. I feel sorry for them.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:38 am to dewster
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“Its politics, its décor, and its commercial-evangelical messaging are infected with this suburban piety,” he wrote.
The condescension is enormous.
Who the frick has the time or care to hate chick fil a so much to come up with that drivel?
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:41 am to LuckyTiger
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Who the frick has the time or care to hate chick fil a so much to come up with that drivel?
Somebody that went there on a Sunday looking to get a Chicken Sandwich, some Waffle Fries and a lemonade.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 7:44 am to Jimmy2shoes
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