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re: Breaking: Elijah Cummings has died at 68

Posted on 10/17/19 at 11:59 am to
Posted by September 1948
Member since Jun 2018
2133 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 11:59 am to
They no longer "work" for us. Unless it is an election year. Then they break their arms patting themselves on the back for doing such a fine job for us.

Most figure they are owed the job after they have been there a while.

Yes we need term limits but none of them want to do away with their own jobs. (slush funds)
Posted by Frankenstein Vol
Member since Oct 2019
707 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 12:05 pm to
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Let's take a second to compare his life to yours -- because that's all it would take.

I'm not a racist, liar, or thief.

Comparison complete. I win.
Posted by September 1948
Member since Jun 2018
2133 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 12:06 pm to
Hey, it was all I could do to squeeze out the RIP.

I had to hold myself back.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62655 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 12:09 pm to
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I will not celebrate a man's death. However, there will certainly be no sadness either.



quote:

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.


Originally attributed to Mark Twain, but that has since been deemed untrue, However, the point is valid.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22316 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 12:14 pm to
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Elijah Cummings has died at 68



may he enjoy hell with the rest of the satanic trash
Posted by lsujunky
Down By The River
Member since Jun 2011
2625 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:30 pm to
Good riddance.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:31 pm to
old looking 68.
Posted by LakeCharles
USA
Member since Oct 2016
5348 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:42 pm to
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I hope he has assumed his rightful place in Satan's realm.



I hope hell did not capsize with the addition of another citizen.
Posted by Big Papa Satan
Hell
Member since Jun 2019
263 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by claremontrich
Member since Nov 2016
2001 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:38 pm to
I stand corrected. He was having a procedure for one of his various health issues when the chronic Treponema Palladium infection re-activated and he died of sepsis.

YES.....HE DIED OF SYPHILLIS
Posted by Barnacle Bill
Dallas
Member since Jan 2016
397 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 4:41 pm to
He looked like s pug dog
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 5:35 pm to
Great news for our country as he joins the likes of Michael Jackson and John McCain in hell.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
22956 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 5:43 pm to
Lol this CBS piece on this guy is so typical.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 5:45 pm to
I was being polite but then I heard the bullshite about signing subpoenas from his deathbed so frick him
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 5:46 pm to
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I was being polite but then I heard the bull shite about signing subpoenas from his deathbed so frick him


Same here, he may or may not have started from noble intentions but he sure as hell went out a scum bag and deserves the disrespect he gave to this great nation.
Posted by IslandBuckeye
Boca Chica, Panama
Member since Apr 2018
10067 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:21 pm to
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Dude has had health problems


Treponema pallidum is a hell of a bug.

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News reports indicate his death was due to a toxic infection, possibly a severe strain of Treponema pallidum that was dormant and reanimated following surgery.


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Treponema pallidum is a spirochaete bacterium with various subspecies that cause the diseases syphilis, bejel, and yaws.
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:24 pm to
Family man elijah cummings dies of syphilis.

Awesome.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:36 pm to
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Family man elijah cummings dies of syphilis.



Apparently, at some point, He was just living up to his last name...
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24892 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:37 pm to
Trump made his arse quit
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
8699 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:38 pm to
Now he can shake his finger rant all he wants in hell.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 6:39 pm
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