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re: Biden attempts Latino outreach: walks up to podium and plays Despacito on his cell phone

Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24300 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:13 pm to
Cringe.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58059 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:14 pm to
“Hey look at me, I played Despacito, that means I have your votes right?!”
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:14 pm to
Dammm. That's frickin ridiculous
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2902 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:17 pm to
Umm... I guess his handlers didn't bother reading the lyrics in English..

Although its fitting since he's a creepy fricker to begin with
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19531 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64391 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:17 pm to
What does this mean? I’m not privy to Mexico’s cutler could you please put this in white terms
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2902 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

What does this mean?


Slowly
I've been trying for some time
Mommy this is giving and giving it
You know that your heart with me makes you bom bom
You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom
Come test my mouth to see what it taste like to you
I want to see how much love do you have
I'm not in a hurry, I want to do the trip
Let's start slowly then wildly

Step by step, soft softly
We are going to get caught little by little
When you kiss me so skillfully
I think that you're malicious delicately
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught, little by little
And it's just that this beauty is a puzzle
But to put it together here I have the pieces

Slowly
I wanna breathe your neck slowly
Let me whisper things into your ear
So that you remember if you're not with me
Slowly
I wanna strip you off with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your laberinth
And make your whole body a manuscript
Turn it up

I wanna see you dance
I wanna be your rhythm
I want you to show me
Your favourite places
Let me surpass your danger zones
Till I make you scream
And forget your name
Slowly
We will do it on the beach in Puerto Rico
Till the waves scream dear lord
So that my seal stays with you

Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
I want you to show me
Your favourite places places places Places
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
To make you scream (Fonsi)
And forget your name (DY)
Slowly
This post was edited on 9/15/20 at 9:20 pm
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60110 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:19 pm to
Holy shite, that wasn't the Babylon Bee?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79740 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:20 pm to
From the comments:
quote:

This is literally the “how do you do, fellow kids” meme.

Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:20 pm to
Dukakis in the tank moment?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115993 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:21 pm to
Very very real.

Y’all think the Daily Show will make fun of this relentlessly or nah?
Posted by John Coctostan
Member since May 2018
554 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Slowly
I wanna breathe your neck slowly
Let me whisper things into your ear
So that you remember if you're not with me
Slowly


Fitting
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9383 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:23 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/15/20 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14831 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:24 pm to
Could have been worse.

Yo quiero la combi completa...
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115993 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:24 pm to
I requested a sticky for this. Y’all should do the same.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:25 pm to
My goodness.

How could anybody vote for this old man.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115993 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:27 pm to
It is unreal.

Elder abuse.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33893 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:37 pm to
This is what Biden was doing while Trump was walking into the Lions den on ABC

Biden could never
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58059 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:38 pm to
Rumor has it that when Joe shows up to an urban rally, he’ll play,” I like big butts”, by Sir Mix A Lot on his phone!
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