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re: AUDIO: Rennis Rinke, Lonald Weiler-Sledge discuss Trump impeachment
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:06 pm to el Gaucho
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:06 pm to el Gaucho
I occasioned upon the old bastard recently. He talks in his sleep now, but his girl-servant, Marigold Lowland Pena was amazingly gracious. I believe she posts here as well, if we need her to attest to the veracity of these claims.
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Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:09 pm to crazy4lsu
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Hiroshima Weatherspoon
I've met Hiroshima. It was at a dinner party hosted by Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff, with all the preeminent minds of bird law in attendance.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:13 pm to crazy4lsu
If you truly knew these people you would know that Leopold is no longer with us. He was killed in a firefight with the Swiss Guard last year after breaking into the Vatican archive. He was found with La Divigna Sonora, a map made by Charlemagne detailing the final resting place of the true cross.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:14 pm to northshorebamaman
The Cockenschtuff's are something aren't they. Their daughter in particular, Jamiroquai, showed talent with regard to avian refugees.
I don't think you happened to meet Galapagos Muellerschmitt bin Skywalker did you? He's a character. Vicious beastiophile though. A bit of an open secret.
I don't think you happened to meet Galapagos Muellerschmitt bin Skywalker did you? He's a character. Vicious beastiophile though. A bit of an open secret.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:15 pm to el Gaucho
A shame. Leopold had impeccable taste in 18th century hairpieces. Taught me everything I know.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:18 pm to el Gaucho
Oh my, I had no clue that Leopold had past. He was a charming boy lover wasn't he? His rendition of La ci darem di mano was breathtaking. Was it true that Goku attempted to make him a eunuch? That was the word in Lyon when I was last there.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:21 pm to crazy4lsu
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Was it true that Goku attempted to make him a eunuch? That was the word in Lyon when I was last there
That isn't true. Simply an unfortunate misunderstanding at a mountain oyster festival.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:22 pm to goldennugget
" the Rennis Rinke Experience" 
...it's a couple of 12 year olds huffing whipped cream cans
...it's a couple of 12 year olds huffing whipped cream cans
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:23 pm to northshorebamaman
Pretend I made a reply witty enough to include all of these
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:25 pm to Iosh
Punch Rockgroin. 
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:27 pm to crazy4lsu
I know this will be hard to accept, nonetheless: Jezebelle "Rosebud" Goth was none other than the Soviet spy Valeria Petra Sokolov. It wasn't the separatists that massacred him; it was the Russians. I believe Waxer-Schlitt was onto this which explains why she is MIA. This can all be confirmed by Dieter de RottenKinder von Bittenassen.
See: It really was RUSSIANS!!!
See: It really was RUSSIANS!!!
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:35 pm to TiVoTiger
That is news to me. I remember briefly during my youth we summered in Pavlovsk. I met a man there by the name of Mandelstam Oatwalker Zarknarnia-Ev, which was a nom de guerre if I had ever seen one. I remember I was with Ms. Goth once in Majorca when we ran into Zarknarnia-Ev again, who made it know he had been intimate before with Ms. Goth. I should have put it together than, but the events of that time I've tried to avoid, for fear of looking back and seeing something that was almost too plain to see. Your friend Dieter wouldn't happen to have been in Dortmund when the Treaty of Lisbon was signed, would he? I remember meeting someone there by that name, but I never could catch his whole name. I was there on behalf of the Shoalwater Bay Tribe negotiating some mineral rights with Thyssen Krupp.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:46 pm to crazy4lsu
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I remember I was with Ms. Goth once in Majorca when we ran into Zarknarnia-Ev again, who made it know he had been intimate before with Ms. Goth. I should have put it together than, but the events of that time I've tried to avoid, for fear of looking back and seeing something that was almost too plain to see
Ms. Goth is truly a snake in the grass. I thank my stars that I was warned off of her by our mutual friend, Otto Vlassic-Dill, the pickle baron.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:52 pm to Rebelgator
What's a Splendiferous Thurston????
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:59 pm to northshorebamaman
Otto has a good heart. It was a shame to see him maimed in the duel with Montezuma Vasco de Pong.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:05 pm to crazy4lsu
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Montezuma Vasco de Pong
In hindsight, with a name like that, we should have seen the tragic table tennis accident coming. I hear body parts were found as far away as Heidelberg.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:09 pm to northshorebamaman
You guys are morons
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:10 pm to goldennugget
I dare you to say that to Shamu Walters bin Ovaltine.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:12 pm to goldennugget
Meet me at the Sonic in Federal Way.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:12 pm to crazy4lsu
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I dare you to say that to Shamu Walters bin Ovaltine.
Keep up the good work guys!
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