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re: Are people born as an IDIOT, or does it Evolve? Case in Point

Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:12 pm to
Oh look, I can use ChatGPT too:

I. The Census Objection Overreaches the Evidence

1. Luke does not say Joseph returned to his “place of birth”

Luke states Joseph went to Bethlehem because he was “of the house and lineage of David” (Luke 2:4). That language does not require birthplace, and Luke nowhere claims Joseph was born there.

In the ancient world, family registration, clan affiliation, and land-based enrollment were common—especially in Judea, where land tenure and tribal identity were historically significant. Rome routinely adapted local customs for administrative efficiency.

The objection assumes a modern Western census model, not a first-century provincial one.

2. Roman censuses were not uniform across the empire

It is historically inaccurate to treat Roman censuses as monolithic. As A. N. Sherwin-White, F. F. Bruce, Darrell Bock, and Craig Keener have shown, Rome frequently accommodated local practices, particularly in client kingdoms and newly annexed regions.

Judea had:
• A strong land-inheritance tradition
• Recent political instability
• A unique transition from Herodian to Roman administration

Luke’s account fits a localized enrollment tied to family and land rather than a standardized imperial headcount.

3. The Quirinius problem is not settled

The post treats Luke’s reference to Quirinius as a settled historical blunder. It is not.

Credible orthodox options include:
• A prior administrative role for Quirinius in Syria (attested by inscriptions)
• A broader census process spanning years, with the well-known AD 6 census being its culmination
• A plausible translation of Luke 2:2 as “this census was before Quirinius was governing Syria”

None of these are ad hoc; all are defended in peer-reviewed scholarship.

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II. The Nazareth Argument Is Historically Weak

The claim that Nazareth “was not populated” during this period is no longer defensible.

Archaeological evidence (including tombs, agricultural installations, and domestic structures) supports a small but real settlement in the late Second Temple period.

The argument fails because it equates “small village” with “nonexistent,” which archaeology does not support.

Luke does not require Nazareth to be a major urban center—only a hometown.

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III. Genealogical Descent from David Is Not Meaningless

The post’s analogy to Genghis Khan or Charlemagne is genetically clever but historically irrelevant.

1. Biblical genealogy is legal and covenantal, not statistical

Messianic descent in Judaism is:
• Legal (dynastic)
• Covenantal
• Publicly recognized

Joseph’s Davidic lineage mattered not because of DNA frequency but because Davidic kingship passed through legal succession. Adoption and legal paternity were sufficient under Jewish law.

2. Matthew and Luke trace lineage for different theological purposes

Matthew emphasizes royal succession
Luke emphasizes human solidarity

Different genealogies do not imply invention—only different angles on the same historical claim.

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IV. Matthew and Luke Are Not Contradictory Accounts

The post repeatedly asserts contradiction where selective narration fully explains the differences.

1. Silence is not denial

Luke does not say:
• No Magi came
• No house existed
• No flight to Egypt occurred

Matthew does not say:
• Jesus was not placed in a manger
• Shepherds did not visit

Ancient biographical writing (bios) routinely omitted details irrelevant to the author’s purpose.

2. The “house vs. manger” objection misunderstands time

Luke describes Jesus being laid in a manger at birth.
Matthew describes the Magi visiting later, when the family was in a house.

This is not harmonization gymnastics—it is the most straightforward reading.

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V. The Magi Argument Proves Symbolism, Not Fiction

Orthodox scholars agree the Magi function symbolically. That does not make them fictional.

1. The Magi were real historical figures

Magoi were:
• Known Persian religious specialists
• Associated with astrology and royal interpretation
• Precisely the kind of figures who would interpret celestial signs as royal omens

Matthew’s account is culturally coherent, not fantastical.

2. Isaiah 45 strengthens, not weakens, Matthew’s case

Yes—Cyrus is called God’s “anointed.”
That is the point.

Matthew presents:
• Gentile representatives acknowledging Israel’s Messiah
• Pagan rulers recognizing what Jerusalem’s leaders miss

Symbolism does not negate historicity. Biblical history routinely interprets real events theologically.

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VI. “Conflicting Fairy Tales” Is a Philosophical Conclusion, Not a Historical One

The post’s final claim—that these are “conflicting fairy tales”—does not follow from the evidence.

What actually exists is:
• Two independent infancy traditions
• Different narrative emphases
• No direct contradictions
• A shared core: Davidic descent, Bethlehem birth, Nazareth upbringing, divine initiative

The move from “not easily harmonized” to “fiction” is driven by methodological naturalism, not by historical necessity.

As J. Gresham Machen observed:

The problem is not that the Gospel narratives are unhistorical, but that modern critics exclude the supernatural in advance.

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VII. Mark’s Silence Is Not Evidence Against Matthew or Luke

Mark begins where his theological aim begins: Jesus’ public ministry.

Silence about infancy proves nothing. Paul likewise omits birth narratives without denying the incarnation (cf. Gal. 4:4).
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34804 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 9:33 pm to
Gemini’s turn:
A Rebuttal to the "Conflicting Nativity" Theory

The idea that Matthew and Luke are "conflicting fairy tales" relies on a "hermeneutic of suspicion"—basically assuming the text is wrong unless proven otherwise. However, when we look at the actual historical and cultural context of the first century, the accounts are remarkably harmonious.

1. The Logistics of the Census

The critic claims a census would only require staying put. But the Roman census provincialis was often adapted to local customs. In Judea, land and lineage were inseparable.
• The Egyptian Precedent: A Roman census edict from A.D. 104 (p. Lond. 3.904) ordered everyone to return to their ancestral homes to register their land and family.
• Joseph’s Property: As a descendant of David, Joseph likely held an ancestral claim in Bethlehem. He wasn't traveling 100 miles for no reason; he was traveling to register his legal standing and property for taxation.
2. Archaeology of Nazareth
The claim that Nazareth was empty during this time is factually outdated. Recent excavations by archaeologists like Ken Dark have uncovered mid-first-century dwellings and pottery in Nazareth. It was a small, poor village (hence the "Can anything good come from Nazareth?" comment in John 1), but it was absolutely inhabited.

3. The "House vs. Manger" Myth

Critics often think Matthew (House) and Luke (Manger) contradict. This is a misunderstanding of ancient Judean architecture.
• The Kataluma: In Luke 2:7, the word translated as "inn" is actually kataluma, which means "guest room."
• The Layout: A typical house had a main room, a guest room, and a lower area for animals. The manger was inside the house.
• The Timeline: Jesus was born in the lower section of a family home because the guest room was full. By the time the Magi arrived months later (Matthew 2), the crowds had left and the family had moved into the main living area.

4. Comparison of the Two Accounts
Matthew and Luke aren't "conflicting"; they are focusing on different themes for different audiences:
MATTHEW’S FOCUS (The Jewish Messiah)
• Main Character: Joseph (The legal father/lineage).
• Visitors: The Magi (Gentile kings recognizing a higher King).
• Conflict: Herod’s political jealousy (The "New Moses" escaping a tyrant).
LUKE’S FOCUS (The Universal Savior)
• Main Character: Mary (The biological mother/experience).
• Visitors: Shepherds (The lowly and outcasts).
• Conflict: The Roman Census (The humble birth vs. Imperial power).
Conclusion
Christian little-o orthodoxy treats the Gospels like two different witnesses to the same car accident. One witness might describe the driver, while the other describes the car. They aren't lying; they are providing a fuller picture. When you account for the 1st-century Roman census laws and Middle Eastern house styles, the "contradictions" vanish.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:02 am to
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Oh look, someone ChatGPTed

You and Sally can’t imagine someone being learned on a subject and making coherent, logical arguments. It’s sad, really. The two of you must be on a 6th grade reading level.

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Bart Ehrman

He’s a biblical apologist making the same fallacious assertions as the fervent believers. Some of his:

- Lots of manuscripts were written about Jesus, therefore he must have existed.

- All four gospels are written in Greek in epic fashion (like Homer’s Odyssey) and none of it should be taken as historical… except that a “kernel of truth” does exist in them and Jesus really existed and probably was a traveling preacher and probably really pissed off some people and got executed under Pontius Pilate.

- Jesus had a brother for crying out loud. Paul even said James was Jesus’ literal biological brother! He must have existed.

- Paul says Jesus was born of a woman, and that he was of the seed of David, and that he had a supper with bread and wine! He must have been a human on earth!

- Why invent a crucified messiah? (Criterion of embarrassment - a favorite apologist argument of the likes of William Lane Craig, Frank Turek, and Gary Habermas)

- There’s no record of Jews “humanizing” mythical deities! Jesus must’ve been a real dude on earth!

So here’s the problem with Bart. He’s as close minded and dug in as all of you. I think there’s a real chance though he knows he’s full of shite and just wants to protect his status and book income.

- Stories of Achilles, and Odysseus, and Osiris, and Hercules exist. Lots of copies. It doesn’t make those mythical characters real historical people - same for Jesus. Heck, some sects of Jews were worshipping Jesus long before Paul. Since you like using ChatGPT so much, why don’t you ask it to compare Philo of Alexandria’s beliefs about the Logos with Paul and the authors of Revelation and Hebrews.

- Ehrman knows the gospels are mythical tales, and can’t be trusted for anything historical, and knows they all copied off one another and were not independent eyewitness sources, yet still falls victim to believing there’s some truth in them.

- Bart knows the argument - that all Christians are brothers of each other and of Christ and are all sons of the most high God. The Bible says so many times. But… when Paul says James the brother of the Lord, he means literal biological brother! Just in that one circumstance with no justification. Bart is patently stupid about this if he wasn’t just being an a-hole.

- Paul wrote that Jesus was made of woman, not born of a woman. Paul knew the Jewish idiom “born of a woman” and often used that word “born” in his letters but purposely chose not to use “born” when referring to Jesus. He also wrote that he was made of the sperm of David. Now, this could be a literal body made of David’s literal sperm (the Zoroastrian’s had the same concept of their savior being given a body crafted of the sperm of Zoroaster that had been preserved by Ahura Mazda their deity). Or it could be a figurative descendent… like when Paul says all Christians (even gentile Christians) are of the seed of Abraham.

- Jews believed that heaven and earth were like mirror images or copies of one another. There were houses, castles, trees, animals, food, etc in heaven just as on earth. When Jesus ate bread and wine in Paul’s vision, there was no one else at the table. It was Jesus alone. No disciples. There’s part of a common prayer that should give you a hint… “on earth, as it is in heaven…”

- Bart just ignores the fact that the Egyptians, around the time of Paul, invented a gospel of the historical Osiris on earth. Osiris and Jesus have a lot of parallels. Plutarch wrote that for the new converts, they got the story of the historical Osiris being a real Pharoah and doing miracles and great deeds on earth, but that when they were mature in their faith they got the “real” story of Osiris being a celestial deity crucified in heaven and resurrected defeating death and sin. And we know what Paul thought about Jesus just a couple hundred miles away in Palestine… Jesus was made a body of flesh, made low, descended into the lowest heaven, was killed by the archons in the firmament, then was resurrected by his father and highly exalted and then earned his name Jesus.
Posted by dickkellog
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Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:25 am to
there it is the protestant herod fantasy, now tell us about jesus' brothers and sisters! then tell us about mary and joseph did a little dance, made a little love and got down tonight!

i'll take things that only appear in a single gospel and can't be independently verified for a thousand alex.

you translated the bible into english and you protestants found all kinds of goofy schit in it.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3378 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:55 am to
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there it is the protestant herod fantasy, now tell us about jesus' brothers and sisters! then tell us about mary and joseph did a little dance, made a little love and got down tonight!



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i'll take things that only appear in a single gospel and can't be independently verified for a thousand alex.



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you translated the bible into english and you protestants found all kinds of goofy schit in it.

Man I have no idea what you are talking about.

Par for the course I guess with you guys and your incoherent arguments.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:58 am to
And they weren't in some barn either. The "manger" was an extra room attached to the main house.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:04 am to
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ou are either incapable of critical thinking or you simply refuse. The world would be a better place if people traded their own gullibility for honesty and evidenced based reason.


From your point of view, your critical thinking or reason is just the result of random firing synapses. How can you trust that?
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3378 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:06 am to
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your critical thinking or reason is just the result of random firing synapses

Except it isn’t.
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