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Anyone wanting asylum in America is out of luck
Posted on 7/14/26 at 10:59 am
Posted on 7/14/26 at 10:59 am
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Posted on 7/14/26 at 11:03 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 7/14/26 at 11:41 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Illegal immigrant (Spanish accent): “Oh we are so afraid of our own country and government we need to come to the United States.”
USA: “Well we will send you to Uganda, you will be safe there.”
Illegal immigrant (perfect English): “I’m good, Peace!”
USA: “Well we will send you to Uganda, you will be safe there.”
Illegal immigrant (perfect English): “I’m good, Peace!”
This post was edited on 7/14/26 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 7/14/26 at 11:44 am to W2NOMO
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Illegal immigrant: “Oh we are so afraid of our own country and government we need to come to the United States.”
Also illegal immigrant once they reach America: “Death to America!” while waving the flag of the country they came from.
Posted on 7/14/26 at 11:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Great. Now boot 98% of the H1Bs.
Posted on 7/14/26 at 12:40 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I did in fact vote for this
Posted on 7/14/26 at 12:45 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Now this is what I voted for.
Posted on 7/14/26 at 2:10 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Unless they're South African, no doubt.
Posted on 7/14/26 at 2:31 pm to GoblinGuide
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Unless they're South African, no doubt.
It's good to be selective. Nobody else will seemingly take the Afrikaners, but Spain is happy to give a million "refugees" citizenship, so there are options besides America.
I'll take Afrikaners 1,000-1 .
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