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re: A restaurant in Minneapolis called Safari seats 35 and claims to feed 18,000 kids a day

Posted on 12/29/25 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 12/29/25 at 7:26 pm to
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I don't think you realize what is necessary to prepare close to 20,000 meals per day.


And I can promise you it’s way more that 8,000 sq ft or so. Not to mention the truck loads of deliveries you would need to maintain that pace per day. You need more that 8,000 sq ft of warehouse just to store the ingredients.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:10 pm to
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I don't think you realize what is necessary to prepare close to 20,000 meals per day.

We’re talking rice and beans here. And it’s for fricking skinnies. This isn’t some serious gourmet shite here and they ain’t eating much. Besides the fact that meals can be cooked at other locations.

This is completely over the top of my core argument which is that you can’t judge meal prep based simply on the seat count. 50 seats is minuscule for such a large building so they obviously had something going on there.

It wasn’t cooking 6000x3 per day because they’ve already been found guilty but that building had a lot more room
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
125648 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:27 pm to
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The number of seats has nothing to do with meals served.


Shut up, idiot. They’re not a caterer. They’re a restaurant. And they’re not gearing up for a once a week or less event. They’re supposedly pumping out 18,000 meals/day. They don’t have the space to assemble 18,000 meals/day. Let alone prepare them.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:48 pm to
Teasing at the threads in this gnarly sweater, if we assume that they’re serving 6k meals per mealtime and charitably assuming each customer picks up an average of five meals, Safari would’ve been serving 10 customers/minute over a two hour period.
This post was edited on 12/29/25 at 8:49 pm
Posted by djmed
Member since Aug 2020
3729 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:49 pm to
I saw someone make the argument about how do a bunch of immigrants set up government sponsored entities without help from locals?
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:50 pm to
And finally, there’s parking for ~40 cars in the vicinity, just to add some degree of difficulty.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154788 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:50 pm to
It’s a democratic grift. They have an infrastructure to pull off this fraud and do it regularly.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
125648 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:52 pm to
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I saw someone make the argument about how do a bunch of immigrants set up government sponsored entities without help from locals?


They didn’t. There was a white woman to help.

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