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***Saints Talk's second annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony***
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:24 pm
Welcome to Saints Talk's Second Annual Datty Awards!
An internet tradition since last year!
Already, excited fans are watching their favorite stars arrive on the Datty red carpet:
Remember a nomination is the real honor -- it comes from your peers.
But before we go to inside the Hap Glaudi Auditorium of the Ernie K-Doe Center for the Performing Arts for presentation of the awards, we must pause for a brief announcement. Acknowledgement must be given to tigerinstaugustine for doing the gruntwork of actually tabulating votes. These festivities would not have been possible without him. If I am the Lenin of the Datty Revolution, he is the Stalin.
And now if kissing Augie's arse is over with... Without further ado -- The Second Annual Datty Awards:
===============================================
The Colston
To the Rookie Poster of the Year
And the nominees are:
Patrick
GoldenBoy
DoubleDown
And the winner is:
Patrick
Not much suspense in this first award category. Now we all know how the natives felt when the Nazis invaded Poland.
An internet tradition since last year!
Already, excited fans are watching their favorite stars arrive on the Datty red carpet:
Remember a nomination is the real honor -- it comes from your peers.
But before we go to inside the Hap Glaudi Auditorium of the Ernie K-Doe Center for the Performing Arts for presentation of the awards, we must pause for a brief announcement. Acknowledgement must be given to tigerinstaugustine for doing the gruntwork of actually tabulating votes. These festivities would not have been possible without him. If I am the Lenin of the Datty Revolution, he is the Stalin.
And now if kissing Augie's arse is over with... Without further ado -- The Second Annual Datty Awards:
===============================================
The Colston
To the Rookie Poster of the Year
And the nominees are:
Patrick
GoldenBoy
DoubleDown
And the winner is:
Patrick
Not much suspense in this first award category. Now we all know how the natives felt when the Nazis invaded Poland.
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:27 pm to Kafka
It shouldn't count he had too much practice on te saints report. It's kind of like hes the Darren sproles, most valuable acquisition.
I kid i kid.
I kid i kid.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:29 pm to Kafka
I can't wait to win "guy we wanna see leave our boards the most"!
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:30 pm to Kafka
Thank you thank you.
I know it was tough when I first got here. Hell, I didn't know why I was doing the things I was. Now I see that God had a plan. You are all winners to me!
I know it was tough when I first got here. Hell, I didn't know why I was doing the things I was. Now I see that God had a plan. You are all winners to me!
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:44 pm to Kafka
And to present our next award please welcome distinguished actor and concerned public citizen... Sean Penn:
Yeah uh.... Thanks. Great to be here. Uh... Heres the award.
The Dempsey
To the Comeback Poster Of The Year
And the nominees are:
Gugich
Zombie
MDS
And the winner is:
MDS
Tie for second place.
Yeah uh.... Thanks. Great to be here. Uh... Heres the award.
The Dempsey
To the Comeback Poster Of The Year
And the nominees are:
Gugich
Zombie
MDS
And the winner is:
MDS
Tie for second place.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:47 pm to Kafka
Joan there does not seem to be a great deal of interest in these early awards. That is mostly due to the audience knowing the later nominees like Chad will be the ones wearing the truly stunning evening gowns.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:49 pm to Kafka
im here Kafka 
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:49 pm to Kafka
It's a Tuesday dammit! What's up with everyone? It's pretty much hump day, which means it's pretty much time to blow off work.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:53 pm to Patrick O Rly
quote:
It's a Tuesday dammit! What's up with everyone? It's pretty much hump day, which means it's pretty much time to blow off work.
Well I've been doing this since noon, but I'm just pissed I didn't even get a nomination!
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:53 pm to Patrick O Rly
I'm lurking this bitch. Even though I am a nominee, you got me in the cheap seats 
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:57 pm to Kafka
So THIS is the guy you get to present my award???
Screw this shite!
Screw this shite!
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:58 pm to Midget Death Squad
Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:58 pm to Midget Death Squad
Why is he dressed like a hair metal vampire?
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:02 pm to Midget Death Squad
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:03 pm to Kafka
And now will you give a warm WhoDat welcome to NFL Hall of Famer.... Joe Namath!
Thank you thank you. I really thank you. In fact I would like to kiss you. Each and every one of you.
New Orleans is one of my favorite cities. It is a city of truly inimitable culture and ambience. And there is always lots of drunk poon on Bourbon Street.
I am honored to present this next award -- named after a great talent and competitor. But he played for a shitty franchise. Who could have figured his greatest contribution to NFL history would be his sperm?
But I can talk about sperm with some of you in the audience later. Now... the award:
The Archie
To the Most Underappreciated Poster
And the nominees are:
Meateye
RCULL
WhoDatFan
BlacknGold
LesterEarl
And the winner is:
WhoDatFan
A thrilling down to the wire race as Meateye finished 1 vote behind and RCULL 2 votes behind
Thank you thank you. I really thank you. In fact I would like to kiss you. Each and every one of you.
New Orleans is one of my favorite cities. It is a city of truly inimitable culture and ambience. And there is always lots of drunk poon on Bourbon Street.
I am honored to present this next award -- named after a great talent and competitor. But he played for a shitty franchise. Who could have figured his greatest contribution to NFL history would be his sperm?
But I can talk about sperm with some of you in the audience later. Now... the award:
The Archie
To the Most Underappreciated Poster
And the nominees are:
Meateye
RCULL
WhoDatFan
BlacknGold
LesterEarl
And the winner is:
WhoDatFan
A thrilling down to the wire race as Meateye finished 1 vote behind and RCULL 2 votes behind
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:04 pm to Jones
woop woop dattys
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:06 pm to Kafka
quote:
so underappreciated he can't even get him image to show up...poor archie
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:19 pm to Kafka
Please rise to honor America as we welcome the presenter of the Jim Henderson Award for Classiest Poster... Kanye West
What the frick is dis shite? This whole thread hates black people... What the frick am I supposed to be doing? Award? And I bet all the nominees were white too... OK bitch I am getting to it.
The Jim Henderson
To the Classiest Poster
And the nominees are:
NSWDnation
Blues
Mouth
Saints EB
Augustine
Gugich
And the winner is:
Augustine
Congratualtions to the Stalin of our board. I have no doubt he will soon consolidate his power and eliminate all opposition -- Comrade Patrick O Trotsky notwithstanding.
What the frick is dis shite? This whole thread hates black people... What the frick am I supposed to be doing? Award? And I bet all the nominees were white too... OK bitch I am getting to it.
The Jim Henderson
To the Classiest Poster
And the nominees are:
NSWDnation
Blues
Mouth
Saints EB
Augustine
Gugich
And the winner is:
Augustine
Congratualtions to the Stalin of our board. I have no doubt he will soon consolidate his power and eliminate all opposition -- Comrade Patrick O Trotsky notwithstanding.
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:25 pm to Kafka
Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:46 pm to Patrick O Rly
quote:
Patrick O Rly
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