What is the craziest things that have happened to you

I was with my outlaw redneck uncle when I was about 15. We were looking for deer with artificial daylight in the middle of a cotton field in Black Hawk LA b/w the morganza spillway and vidalia when they truck blew a fuse and quit working. Had to walk out and hitch a ride with this deliverance looking mother fricker and his dog.

Another time we were frogging in Gheens and weren't catching much so we decided to frick with some alligators. I was holding the light and my uncle was catching and another guy driving the boat. My uncle caught about a 4' gator and proceeded to swing it windmill style by the tail and see how far he could throw it. He hit the driver in the head with the gator and knocked me out the boat holding the light. I came up looking like swamp thing covered in hydrilla and everyone was so drunk I could barely get back into the boat.

spotlighting for rabbits along the ms river levee below belle chasse many many moons ago... a ufo came after us......


we later found out it was a harrier jet on exercises....

Fell through the floor of a duck blind

Was picking up blue and snow goose decoys after a hunt and, as I reached down to grab a decoy, it flew off.

I was running trot lines in Temple Bay off of Lake Salvador and we were catching a few sting rays due to salt water intrusion. In my drunken wisdom I thought it would be fun to cut their tails off with a pair of ratchet style pvc cutters. On about the fifth one I got a rude awakening. It stuck its tail barb between my middle and ring finger on my right hand. I bled like a stuck pig and couldn't make a fist for two weeks.

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About 3-4 hrs later I shined a light on my buddy and noticed the kill switch hanging from his belt loop. Damn thing fired right up.

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Did you throw your buddy overboard?

Wasn't much said at that time. Best I remember it was something to the effect of " motherf!cker".

Dove hunting when I was14. Guy about forty five yards away center massed me with his 12 gauge.blew me off my bucket.
I still have several bb's in me.

It was pretty wild. Everybody was freaked out because there was a ton of blood. My grandfather was the only one that got really pissed immediately. Some other hunters had to hold him back

Fishing Blind River with my Paw Paw when I was about 13. He made a comment about how well I was casting. I told him I had been practicing in the back yard with random targets but my most difficutl and favorite target was an old rubber boot. During the converstation we were pitching to cypress trees with jigs and right as I told him about he boot I hung a good one. The harder I reeled the harder it pulled, I thought for sure it was a choupic. When it got to the boat I realized I had landed a discarded roubber boot with my jig perfectly placed inside.


Fly fishing with a buddy in Tenn. for trout and walked/waded up on two totally unaware beautiful nude coeds sunbathing. One got embarrased and covered up the other just pretended to ignore us.


Wade fishing for Smallmouth in MO and came upon a spotted whitetail fawn lying on a shallow flat that had slipped over the very steep bank andcouldent get back up. The water around the flat was too deep and moving to fast for the fawn to get off so, had to pick her up and carry her to dry land. Poor thing was litterally crawling with tics, as was I later that day.

I was calling to a turkey right after daylight in Missouri this past season. A bobcat managed to sneak up the side of the hill from the bottom behind me and jumped on my arm/shoulder. Needless to say, we were both pretty surprised.

I completely lost my breath and still can't believe I didn't choke on my call because I was focused on the turkey and didn't have any idea in the world he was there. He hit me and immediately ran off when he realized I wasn't a turkey.