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re: Thursday Cooking and Drinking Thread

Posted on 7/10/14 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37387 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 8:52 pm to
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Miller Lite and then hard shite. Got tax bill today. Motherfrick!!!!! I don't even get to write off my kids or expenses from rental properties. frick these mf'ers.


Keep up the good work, Smack. Thousands of immigrants are being shipped here each day that will require you and your service for their new lifestyle.
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:03 pm to
It's been a horrible two weeks. Someone take me fishing please. I'll split all gas and buy all the beer and food.



Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:11 pm to
Go buy yourself a pair of shoes.

That makes me feel better. :)
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:15 pm to
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Go buy yourself a pair of BEERS


FIFY.

Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:22 pm to
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Go buy your wife a pair of BOOBS


FIFY.


That would make you feel better.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27693 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:36 pm to
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I need some damn loopholes. Surely something can be done. My guy is too conservative and is no help on ideas. Unfortunately, no one around here is any better.


Buy some hunting land, call it a farm, and write off errythang.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:41 pm to

Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27693 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:41 pm to
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Keep up the good work, Smack. Thousands of immigrants are being shipped here each day that will require you and your service for their new lifestyle.



Yes, all us working class folk have to make sure we can support all these illegal immigrants (who have more rights than us), all their kids, and all the welfare mama's kids, plus continue to pay interest on this debt that has completely gotten out of hand. Oh yeah, lets send a couple billion more in aide to some foreign countries that hate us.

Taxes are the lowest they will EVER be in our life times.






BTW, I forewarned several Obama supporters that if ACA was ever passed, we'd have even more illegals lining up for our "free" healthcare.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27389 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:55 pm to
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Keep up the good work, Smack. Thousands of immigrants are being shipped here each day that will require you and your service for their new lifestyle.


Yeah...so those frickers can "pay" me with my money via Obamacare and give me mf'ing tuberculosis and whooping cough while they're at it.

On the bright side, maybe a grateful senorita will give me the clap.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6087 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 9:58 pm to
Had several vodka and tonics and a few shiners with my shrimp and oyster poboy tonight at pat's of Henderson.

SWLA body shop association meeting was tonight. Good stuff this evening.
Posted by reds on reds on reds
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2013
4224 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 10:03 pm to
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It's been a horrible two weeks. Someone take me fishing please. I'll split all gas and buy all the beer and food.


might be going saturday
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:29 am to
I feel our pain Smack.

I got a portion of my earnings at the end of the fiscal year. The orginal number I saw was pre tax and the check I got was 47% fricking lower.

That means with my average 60-70 hour work week I am working 31-37 hours for someone else's laziness.

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27389 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:47 am to
But the rich don't pay taxes. We have all the tax breaks. fricker's!!! I can't deduct jack shite. Not even my kids. The amount I pay would make most people vomit and shoot someone. I have a liberal friend who tried to act all big and say he'd pay my taxes and I'd pay his. Thinking he pays more because I have all these business deductions. He forgets my share of my employees payroll taxes. He's a nuclear pharmcacist and he's have to work for two years and use 100% of his entire income to pay the me and the wife's total tax burden. He chicken shitted out of the deal.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 1:15 am to
I am 1099'ing it this year. All cash bruh. Thanks for paying my fair share
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 2:46 am to
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On the bright side, maybe a grateful senorita will give me the clap.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 9:13 am to
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The amount I pay would make most people vomit and shoot someone



The amount I pay in taxes is enough to make most on TD and this board jump at job offering the same salary. It is F'ing ridiculous.

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I have a liberal friend
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He chicken shitted out of the deal.


Color me surprised. My MIL asked me the day I started practice what philanthropic plans I had. I told her I gave up taxes so she could stay at home and be an "author"
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