re: Taking a shite in the woods

I know a guy who said the pain hit him 30ft. up a tree one morning. He started to climb down and said when he was about 6ft. from the ground he couldn't hold it anymore so he decided to just jump down. Said when he hit the ground....he lost his grip and shite himself! Had thermals on so he said he took his knife and just "skinned" himself out of them.

You guys should try it fish a McDonalds tournement on Sam Rayburn. My buddy couldn't hold it any longer and we didn't wnat to lose our spot. Luckly it was before daylight but the turds had to have floated by another boat at some point since we were surronded by 50 boats out on Farmers Flats.

A year before that I had to wade to the bank before daylight because the water was so high.

In the woods I just grab a sappling and let it go. I always have paper with me.

One of my favorite things to do. I have toliet paper in every hunting bag I have. I usually squat but been know to hang of a log or two.

How about when in a boat? We were at some near rigs once; no way it was worth going back and no time anyway. So I jumped into the Gulf and proceeded to launch a fleet of submarines that turned out to be floaters. There was no current either so we moved despite having just arrived and anchored up. Easily my most embarrassing fishing moment.

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spin the sock on your hand

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There is a small island in the Sulfur Mine that we have now designated as "Sock Island" in honor of my father-in-law.

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I've hung my arse off the side of the boat before

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I did that at Spring Bayou 2 weeks ago because there were too many tree-shakers nearby for me to safely use the "deep-water" technique.

let me guess, you use the three sea shells?

Tear easily, feel comforting on the a-hole, very inexpensive to replace rather than new undies.