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Morning Backyard Safari
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:18 am
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:18 am
Heard quite a commotion at 4 am.
Yotes were going after one of the live catch traps I set out last night. Can't choot 'em (wrong weapons at this house), so I figure let 'em terrorize any cat in the cage.
Yotes were so noisy I finally ran them off. Lo and behold, one of the two pet rabbits I released before heading to Alaska 6 months ago! He sure was happy to be back in his pen.
Gained some weight out in the wild.
Spotted a possum while walking to next trap...lung shot him with 10-pump air rifle... let 'em wander to yuppie neighborhood so he can go die under someone's deck.
Last but not least, A MOUNTAIN LION!!!
Any recipe recommendations?
Yotes were going after one of the live catch traps I set out last night. Can't choot 'em (wrong weapons at this house), so I figure let 'em terrorize any cat in the cage.
Yotes were so noisy I finally ran them off. Lo and behold, one of the two pet rabbits I released before heading to Alaska 6 months ago! He sure was happy to be back in his pen.
Gained some weight out in the wild.
Spotted a possum while walking to next trap...lung shot him with 10-pump air rifle... let 'em wander to yuppie neighborhood so he can go die under someone's deck.
Last but not least, A MOUNTAIN LION!!!
Any recipe recommendations?
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:20 am to CoastieGM
quote:
Any recipe recommendations?
Make a roux
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:24 am to CoastieGM
ya gonna eat your pet rabbit that came running back into the cage for companionship?
Or are you going to eat someone's house cat that slipped out late at night to take a shite and got caught in your trap?
I have recipes for both, just let me know which one you need
Or are you going to eat someone's house cat that slipped out late at night to take a shite and got caught in your trap?
I have recipes for both, just let me know which one you need
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:26 am to CoastieGM
Weird looking rabbit is weird
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:30 am to StinkDog12
quote:
ya gonna eat your pet rabbit that came running back into the cage for companionship?
Or are you going to eat someone's house cat that slipped out late at night to take a shite and got caught in your trap?
I have recipes for both, just let me know which one you need
Recipe for mountain lion. If the rabbit wasn't a pet, I'd eat 'em. But he's a pet and even has a name..."democrat".
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:36 am to CoastieGM
Unlucky Wok Furry Fried Rice
1 egg
1 tbsp water
t tbsp butter
1 tbsp veggie oil
1 onion
2 cups cooked rice
2 tbsp soy sauce
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp tony's
1 Unwucky Cat
1 egg
1 tbsp water
t tbsp butter
1 tbsp veggie oil
1 onion
2 cups cooked rice
2 tbsp soy sauce
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp tony's
1 Unwucky Cat
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:40 am to StinkDog12
quote:
Unlucky Wok Furry Fried Rice
...
1 Unwucky Cat
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:48 am to StinkDog12
quote:
Unlucky Wok Furry Fried Rice
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:56 am to wickowick
Nice rabbit/bulldog mix right there!
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:37 am to CoastieGM
Looks like a pet cat, thats what you get for living in yuppie land.
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:56 am to ToulatownTiger
quote:What's so irritating is that this was anything but yuppie land 20 years ago. With the windows open, a person could use his upstairs as one giant deer stand.
thats what you get for living in yuppie land.
quote:
Looks like a pet cat
Probably once was. Over run with the bastards wiping out the native game species.
It's a FELONY to kill or injure a domestic cat in the state of Texas, so I just finished delivering him to an area of the Brazos riverbottom where the yotes sleep during the day.
"Kitty, meet yote...yote, EAT kitty!"
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 10:05 am
Posted on 3/29/13 at 9:05 am to CoastieGM
So by your methods....it would seem that if you ever want to kill anyone that you could take them and drop them off in the middle of an agitator infested swamp...then if they die...you arent responsible because you didnt actually inflict injury, right? And I can be so confident in that logic that I also post a picture of person that I dropped off and tell the story on an internet forum, right?
Posted on 3/29/13 at 9:44 am to StinkDog12
Trust me, I did my due diligence homework.
Per the D.A. and the Sheriff's office, so long as the animal doesn't have a tag, it's considered feral.
There is nothing illegal about relocating a feral animal. A coyote eating a feral animal is part of the natural order.
No tags: coyote Bon-Bons.
Now a human being on the other hand....eh, may have a little problem there.
Per the D.A. and the Sheriff's office, so long as the animal doesn't have a tag, it's considered feral.
There is nothing illegal about relocating a feral animal. A coyote eating a feral animal is part of the natural order.
No tags: coyote Bon-Bons.
Now a human being on the other hand....eh, may have a little problem there.
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:03 am to CoastieGM
quote:
Now a human being on the other hand....eh, may have a little problem there
Damn! I thought I might have found a easier alternative for what I have been doing the hard way.....
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:21 am to CoastieGM
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:51 am to xenon16
quote:
Kinda scary (don't follow link if you are a feline friend)
How to skin a cat
Confession. I didn't really take that feral cat to the riverbottom. I really gave him to a friend hu took him for a wok.
Not a feline friendly link.
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 10:56 am
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:56 am to CoastieGM
Had a girlfriend in high school whose dad raised 3 rabbits.
Named them Sauce, Pi, and Quante.
For real.
Named them Sauce, Pi, and Quante.
For real.
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