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Morning Backyard Safari

Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:18 am
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:18 am
Heard quite a commotion at 4 am.

Yotes were going after one of the live catch traps I set out last night. Can't choot 'em (wrong weapons at this house), so I figure let 'em terrorize any cat in the cage.

Yotes were so noisy I finally ran them off. Lo and behold, one of the two pet rabbits I released before heading to Alaska 6 months ago! He sure was happy to be back in his pen.

Gained some weight out in the wild.

Spotted a possum while walking to next trap...lung shot him with 10-pump air rifle... let 'em wander to yuppie neighborhood so he can go die under someone's deck.

Last but not least, A MOUNTAIN LION!!!



Any recipe recommendations?
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:20 am to
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Any recipe recommendations?


Make a roux
Posted by PresidentialPerch
The water!
Member since Dec 2012
4456 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:23 am to
Inject, inject, inject.
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:24 am to
ya gonna eat your pet rabbit that came running back into the cage for companionship?

Or are you going to eat someone's house cat that slipped out late at night to take a shite and got caught in your trap?

I have recipes for both, just let me know which one you need
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10779 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:26 am to
Weird looking rabbit is weird
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:30 am to
quote:

ya gonna eat your pet rabbit that came running back into the cage for companionship?

Or are you going to eat someone's house cat that slipped out late at night to take a shite and got caught in your trap?

I have recipes for both, just let me know which one you need


Recipe for mountain lion. If the rabbit wasn't a pet, I'd eat 'em. But he's a pet and even has a name..."democrat".
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:36 am to
Unlucky Wok Furry Fried Rice

1 egg
1 tbsp water
t tbsp butter
1 tbsp veggie oil
1 onion
2 cups cooked rice
2 tbsp soy sauce
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp tony's
1 Unwucky Cat

Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:40 am to
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Unlucky Wok Furry Fried Rice
...
1 Unwucky Cat


Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48926 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:48 am to
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Unlucky Wok Furry Fried Rice
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46380 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:50 am to
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:56 am to


Nice rabbit/bulldog mix right there!
Posted by ToulatownTiger
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
4597 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:37 am to
Looks like a pet cat, thats what you get for living in yuppie land.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:56 am to
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thats what you get for living in yuppie land.
What's so irritating is that this was anything but yuppie land 20 years ago. With the windows open, a person could use his upstairs as one giant deer stand.
quote:

Looks like a pet cat

Probably once was. Over run with the bastards wiping out the native game species.

It's a FELONY to kill or injure a domestic cat in the state of Texas, so I just finished delivering him to an area of the Brazos riverbottom where the yotes sleep during the day.

"Kitty, meet yote...yote, EAT kitty!"
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 10:05 am
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 9:05 am to
So by your methods....it would seem that if you ever want to kill anyone that you could take them and drop them off in the middle of an agitator infested swamp...then if they die...you arent responsible because you didnt actually inflict injury, right? And I can be so confident in that logic that I also post a picture of person that I dropped off and tell the story on an internet forum, right?
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 9:44 am to
Trust me, I did my due diligence homework.

Per the D.A. and the Sheriff's office, so long as the animal doesn't have a tag, it's considered feral.

There is nothing illegal about relocating a feral animal. A coyote eating a feral animal is part of the natural order.
No tags: coyote Bon-Bons.

Now a human being on the other hand....eh, may have a little problem there.
Posted by StinkDog12
TW, TX
Member since Nov 2006
4753 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:03 am to
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Now a human being on the other hand....eh, may have a little problem there


Damn! I thought I might have found a easier alternative for what I have been doing the hard way.....
Posted by xenon16
Metry Brah
Member since Sep 2008
3614 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:21 am to
Kinda scary (don't follow link if you are a feline friend)

How to skin a cat
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10779 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:45 am to
quote:

xenon16
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Kinda scary (don't follow link if you are a feline friend)

How to skin a cat




Confession. I didn't really take that feral cat to the riverbottom. I really gave him to a friend hu took him for a wok.

Not a feline friendly link.
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 10:56 am
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:56 am to
Had a girlfriend in high school whose dad raised 3 rabbits.

Named them Sauce, Pi, and Quante.


For real.
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