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Posted on 2/6/12 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by computerguy
Orlando
Member since Oct 2007
1236 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 1:54 pm to
coming back from duck hunting we came across a new pickup sittingin the middle of the road on fire,the po po later told us the guy must have did it for the insurance money
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What is the idea behind burning vehicles? Is the idea that you claim it stolen and then basically make sure it is totaled when/if it is found?

Always just assumed this but never actually got confirmation on it.



Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 1:58 pm to
Getting rid of DNA evidence. Gotta get rid of all the semen in there somehow. There's always semen at a crime scene. CSI says so.
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:01 pm to
Don't these frickers wrap their shite up?
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11625 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger I was hunting in the woods behind Pollard Estates when I saw some handlebars sticking up from a swampy area. It turned out to be my friends motorcycle that was stolen from his house in Meadow Lea.


What the hell were you hunting in there?
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Don't these frickers wrap their shite up?

I mean after watching so much TV, if i'm going to commit a crime I'm putting on some gloves and a condom, first thing. I think crime must give you an orgasm or something somehow. I'm not sure how it works exactly. It's science. Don't question it.
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:08 pm to
If I'm going to do anything that stupid I'm going to make sure to

A.) Put gloves on first
B.) Put the condom on
C.) Feed said bitch to some hogs so nothing is found.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

C.) Feed said bitch to some hogs so nothing is found.

:hannibal:
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:15 pm to
I took a science class 2 years ago. The teacher said if you feed a body to a group of pigs that haven't eaten in awhile that they will eat everything(even bone).
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:18 pm to
They eat corn soaked in diesel or motor oil. They'll eat literally anything with nutritional value. fricking pigs
Posted by computerguy
Orlando
Member since Oct 2007
1236 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:25 pm to
They eat corn soaked in diesel or motor oil. They'll eat literally anything with nutritional value. fricking pigs
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Hope none of them pass gas near an open flame. That would be an interesting pig roast.
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:36 pm to
Which is why I know exactly how I will get away with my murder and be like OJ.
quote:

If the pig don't shite, you must acquit.
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3873 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

If the pig don't shite, you must acquit.

Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57589 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

What the hell were you hunting in there?


Squirrels. This was in the late 1970's before the new filing of Pollard and Christian Life were built. This area was also very popular for woodcock hunting.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

If the pig don't shite, you must acquit.
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 2:57 pm to
I try.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 3:03 pm to
Check the sig quote
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 3:04 pm to
Thank you. Tis an honor.
Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
32608 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

I took a science class 2 years ago. The teacher said if you feed a body to a group of pigs that haven't eaten in awhile that they will eat everything(even bone).



Bricktop

LINK
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 4:04 pm to
Thank you. Beat me to a link of that great movie.
Posted by glock22josh
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
517 posts
Posted on 2/6/12 at 5:21 pm to
I used to go to school there. My cousin lived in kenilworth and we would run back and forth through the woods that are left
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