re: 1st Annual OB Kayak Trip - Blame it on the Rain...

Sounds like Old Geaut, could got rich on all the can around.

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A quick synopsis of those in attendance over the weekend.

Xenon - This guy has owned the bobcat. The mount now turned hood ornament for his ride is like a beacon.

4lsu - Despite his mad dancing skills, and the fact that I'm pretty sure he's not much older than me, I'd take him as a big brother any day.

King Ranch - KR is fat, this is the understatement of the millennium. Any guy that can use a 30 qt. black iron pot as a bowl and a soup ladle as silverware has earned my respect.

34 - 34 is exactly what you would expect from a world class cajun chef. No OBGT will be legit without him in attendance.

Wick - Wick is the social butterfly. I vote him as the official welcoming committee chair.

Fish - Fish is Fish. Nothing more, nothing less. If you have a problem with this, GFY and DIAF.

DrTiger - Doc is a midget. The first thing he did as he showed up was give everyone a full physical exam. He assured us that they no longer use the finger and glove technique (which was much to our excitement as the midget sausage fingers had us pretty scared. His final diagnosis was that we were just drunk and prescribed us another 12 pack of white cans each.

Magnum - I didn't speak to Magnum very much as he was pretty gone by the time I showed up. His shine hit the spot though.

Mallard Master - MM is exactly what you expect a Mallard Master to be. He is the quintessential hunter. He can also drink the shine with the best of them.

Deacon - Fear the beard. I'm pretty sure that gorilla coco's avi is indeed a picture of Deacon.

Dlauw - Breakfast cooking champion. Dlauw has the unique ability to slip away without anyone noticing.

Polar Pop - Pop is a warrior. He looked mother nature in the eye and told her to kiss his arse. This guy showed up to fish and that's exactly what he did.

Slick - Slick is a laid back guy. I suspect he has the dancing skills to rival 4, but he didn't want to show anyone up.

VanRich - I'm pretty sure that Van doesn't exist. We are told by Pop that he actually showed up and fished, but I'm pretty sure that was just Pop's inner warrior fighting mother nature for him.

B&B - How on earth could I forget to include him. I don't think he ever slept, just took a bunch of power naps. I also never saw him without a beer in his hand. I don't think he ever planned to fish, he came to party, and that's exactly what he did.





This is satire. If you are offended by it...

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Needs to be posted once more for those that might have missed it earlier before this thread slips into retirement.

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B&B - How on earth could I forget to include him. I don't think he ever slept, just took a bunch of power naps. I also never saw him without a beer in his hand. I don't think he ever planned to fish, he came to party, and that's exactly what he did.

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Needed smokes at 10am Saturday morning, but had to get someone else to drive him because he was too drunk.

First time I've ever driven a vehicle with an "A" on it. I was a little scared.

“I drink because I prefer the company of drunks, and they don’t like sober people hanging around, making faces.”

Yea, it fits B&B perfect.

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I canoed Steel Creek to Kyle's Landing on the Buffalo in Arkansas this weekend. Good grief, the scenery there is amazing.

CSB, as we are leaving Ozark Campground to go rent our canoes, I see an LSU tent near the camp exit. I say "Hey there are some LSU fans...I bet they're cooking good food." We drive up closer and sure enough, the whole outdoor boil/cook set up is there, folks are uncovering big foil containers and lining up for whatever was on the menu for breakfast. The LSU tent was just for food.