Will the spill reach Panama City over the next two weeks?

well that's convenient, you won't have to pack toilet paper

Look on the bright side, your skin will be baby soft. Just pretend that you are getting a week-long Vaseline bath treatment.

Nobody knows what will happen in two weeks. For all we know this big dome thing could stop the flow and skimmers and fire could shrink the slick back to a fraction of what is is by then. But we do know that over the next two days, it's projected to move back into the Breton Sound, Chandeleur Sound, and delta areas.

FORECAST PICTURE

And if the slick is their, go anyway. Don't be a pussy and call off your senior trip because of this. Be a man, get your arse to Florida, spend some money, clean the beech for a while, and booze it up the rest of the time.