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re: chances north korea blew up the rig?

Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:21 am to
Posted by slim thug
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:21 am to
quote:

jeffsdad


im really starting to worry about jeff

please tell me jeffsmom has custody

Posted by Longbaugh
Member since Dec 2007
10709 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:23 am to
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Didnt compare it to an a bomb idiots. I was asking how much does it take to alarm you guys. I actually hope you are correct in that this will be just a minor inconvenience.

We will see..... if it pours unabated for 3 months, we will see how the gulf looks.

And we will see how much of that marsh survives.
Jesus fricked Mary. There is a fricking spectrum that runs between "no big deal" and "end of the fricking world". Just saying its not going to turn the entire gulf coast into a fricking wasteland covered in miles of black sludge and kill all life as we know it in the SEC viewing area.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49995 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:24 am to
I bet Jeff is a dog.... No way this dude successfully mated with a woman
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:24 am to
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kill all life as we know it in the SEC viewing area.


Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, and South Carolina would like to have a word with you.
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
86127 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:25 am to
Would you at least agree that your initial statement, this:
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In 3 months the entire gulf will be black with oil,

Is not the same as your second statement, this:
quote:

We will see..... if it pours unabated for 3 months, we will see how the gulf looks.

And admit that you are making statements as fact, that in reality are not facts, but just misinformation?
Posted by Longbaugh
Member since Dec 2007
10709 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:26 am to
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Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, and South Carolina would like to have a word with you.
Yeah, well according to Jeffdad, they'll all be dead in 3 months anyway, so I aint skeert.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:28 am to
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please tell me jeffsmom has custody

:praystheresnojeffssiblings:
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24859 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:28 am to
only western SEC.

and probably rickettsias, virsuses, and chlamydia will survive - sooooooooo no worries.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:29 am to
I heard they are gonna divert the flood water from the east coast down to the Gulf of Mexico to help dilute the oil.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54181 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:29 am to
You just really like typing "I like dudes"
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24859 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:30 am to
but me asking if a lot of arabs worked on rigs and could one person blow up a rig IS the same as me saying that an arab blew up the rig.....right idiot?
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:30 am to
When I need to pee, I walk to the levee and go straight into the river to try and increase the flow some to help out.
Posted by Longbaugh
Member since Dec 2007
10709 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:30 am to
quote:

I heard they are gonna divert the flood water from the east coast down to the Gulf of Mexico to help dilute the oil.
I heard they were going to pull the big cork out of the bottom of the gulf and flood the land of the dinosaurs at the center of the earf.
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:30 am to
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I heard they are gonna divert the flood water from the east coast down to the Gulf of Mexico to help dilute the oil.

You getting your information from jeffsdad?
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52835 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:30 am to
how much is a five gallon bucket of crude/saltwater worth on the global market? just curious
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:31 am to
What we really need is a major hurricane to suck up the oil and drop it over Texas.
Posted by Longbaugh
Member since Dec 2007
10709 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:32 am to
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how much is a five gallon bucket of crude/saltwater worth on the global market? just curious
Right now, some coonass is out in a bateau with a fricking sieve trying to skim up some earl.
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:33 am to
BREAKING NEWS

I just completely a lengthy economic study and have determined the following:

Skimming oil off of the surface of the water is CHEAPER than pumping it out with a rig. I think we're found out what really happened here.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:33 am to
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Right now, some coonass is out in a bateau with a fricking sieve trying to skim up some earl.


I wonder how many oil/water separators have been purchased in the past week...
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
86127 posts
Posted on 5/3/10 at 10:34 am to
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terd ferguson

Off topic, but what if Jeff from Jeffsdad got married to Val from Valsdad, and had children that posted on the OT?
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