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re: chances north korea blew up the rig?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:34 am to crimsonsaint
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:34 am to crimsonsaint
quote:i had a leak in the floor of my boat last season. we used a hydrogen bomb to seal it up. so far it's holding nicely. thermonuclear blasts also work well to seal up in bath and shower caulking leaks.
Anybody know how this would stop the oil leak?
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Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:34 am to MStreetTiger
quote:Posting this on the PoliBoard would be pretty much like dropping a nuke over there.
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It would be glorious.
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:35 am to manwich
quote:
thermonuclear blasts also work well to seal up in bath and shower caulking leaks.
I have a drippy faucet... how many kilotons should I use to stop it?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:37 am to terd ferguson
quote:This is kind of a jury-rig fix, but you might just try a bulldozer. Save a little money on the warhead.
I have a drippy faucet
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:38 am to Longbaugh
What I don't have:
Bulldozer
What I do have:
Black market thermonuclear warhead
Bulldozer
What I do have:
Black market thermonuclear warhead
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:40 am to Longbaugh
quote:it should be dropped from at least 150 feet if you want to go this route.
but you might just try a bulldozer.
quote:i'd go with the standard 7 unless you have soft water, then 5 should be plenty
I have a drippy faucet... how many kilotons should I use to stop it?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:43 am to redneck
Come on neck, I'm waiting for a rebuttal.
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:44 am to manwich
Neck,
to post anything about the oil crap you have to believe two things:
1 That the oil company tests everything 100 times per day and that they are so close to perfect in these types of situations, you might as well say they are perfect.
2 There is no way it could be intentional human involvement - you are declared a nut if you believe this
Based on this the only thing you are allowed to believe is that it simply did not happen and is not happening.
to post anything about the oil crap you have to believe two things:
1 That the oil company tests everything 100 times per day and that they are so close to perfect in these types of situations, you might as well say they are perfect.
2 There is no way it could be intentional human involvement - you are declared a nut if you believe this
Based on this the only thing you are allowed to believe is that it simply did not happen and is not happening.
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:45 am to terd ferguson
quote:So instead of saving the enitre planet from being covered by the 15 million gallons a second of oil spewing out of the whole in the ground created by Dick Cheney as part of the vast right-wing conspiracy to rule the world, your going to use your nuke to fix your faucet???
What I do have:
Black market thermonuclear warhead
I like your style.
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:46 am to Longbaugh
emphasis on the word your
This post was edited on 5/3/10 at 9:47 am
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:46 am to jeffsdad
quote:Sorry that you keep repeatedly being show for an alarmist douche with no concept of how anything works that not on Stargate SGU.
Neck,
to post anything about the oil crap you have to believe two things:
1 That the oil company tests everything 100 times per day and that they are so close to perfect in these types of situations, you might as well say they are perfect.
2 There is no way it could be intentional human involvement - you are declared a nut if you believe this
Based on this the only thing you are allowed to believe is that it simply did not happen and is not happening.
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:46 am to Longbaugh
quote:
oil spewing out of the whole in the ground
Wut?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:47 am to terd ferguson
It's a whole hole, not part of a hole.
Duh.
ETA: Or a water hole. waterhole - ater = whole
Duh.
ETA: Or a water hole. waterhole - ater = whole
This post was edited on 5/3/10 at 9:48 am
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:47 am to Schwartz
somebody tell him that the whole is under the cee
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:48 am to terd ferguson
quote:I got a little excited and I was typing fast. I meant a "holl in the Golf".
Wut?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:48 am to manwich
What's this whole hole with oil coming out that everyone is talking about? Did something happen?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:49 am to Schwartz
I am not a conspiracy theorist, nor do I believe this is necessarily true. I said it was an interesting theory.a lot more interesting than GWB letting terrorists blow up the WTC or GWB blowing up the levees
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:52 am to terd ferguson
quote:Yeah, um, I was watching the hills last night, okay? And, It was the part where Lauren and her BFF were having the fight, like, over that hawt guy (i know, right?) with the huge white sunglasses, so I was like, TOTALLY riveted and stuff. And then like the MtV news, like came on, and I started texting Beckym, right, but like, the guy said something about like terrorists blowing up a minivan in New York Square by all the vending machines, right? And then there's like all this oil in the ocean from it, right, and like all these poor baby sea turtles are like, dying and stuff, and its like because of Wall Street and global warming, totally.
What's this whole hole with oil coming out that everyone is talking about? Did something happen?
Posted on 5/3/10 at 9:54 am to Longbaugh
Gentleman, we now bear witness to the further evolution of the OT:
Can "North Koreans" replace "Germans" now?
In context: Neck calls a meeting of OTards and Politards. The present company is depressed about the series of world events, it's impact on the future of fishing, vacations along the Gulf, etc.
Neck/Bluto rouses us with "WAS IT OVER WHEN THE NORTH KOREANS BOMBED DEEPWATER HORIZON?!?!?"
Forget it, he's on a roll...
And we all emerge with renewed sense of optimism and take charge of our own destiny.
What say you?
Can "North Koreans" replace "Germans" now?
In context: Neck calls a meeting of OTards and Politards. The present company is depressed about the series of world events, it's impact on the future of fishing, vacations along the Gulf, etc.
Neck/Bluto rouses us with "WAS IT OVER WHEN THE NORTH KOREANS BOMBED DEEPWATER HORIZON?!?!?"
Forget it, he's on a roll...
And we all emerge with renewed sense of optimism and take charge of our own destiny.
What say you?
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