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Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:57 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I'm dying the same way I came out the womb.
Naked and halfway in your moms vag?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:59 pm to PapaPogey
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sorry, had sex?
You mean rape. Rape is not sex. Being willing to do something just because you won't face the consequences is a pretty good indicator of how shitty a person you are.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 4:59 pm to ocelot4ark
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You've got 24 hours to live
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Go buy a huge life insurance policy
I'm not quite sure it works like that.
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:00 pm to reds on reds on reds
Hug my kids for 24 hours
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:00 pm to QuiteTheConundrum
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And frick that squirter I hit back in the day a couple more times.
It's just pee.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:05 pm to ocelot4ark
It was tight. She was a freak. You always frick that one girl that just catches your attention and u wanna keep hitting it. Sorry if I am sounding romantic. Memories take me back.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:06 pm to reds on reds on reds
24 hours of family hugging
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:08 pm to reds on reds on reds
Buy loads of life insurance.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:11 pm to reds on reds on reds
I'm already fricking your mom, and that's enough for me
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:12 pm to reds on reds on reds
I am assuming this is a non physically or mentally limited state prior to a final sudden death.
Currently 5pm here
Get in truck with wife driving and kids and I in the back seat. Play games, draw, joke, and cut up with my boys the entire way. Drive back home to LA and see my family, my brother, sister, dad, and mom. Have a big family dinner, with drinks and lots of laughs. Find a few minutes with each of them alone to tell them what they need to hear and I need to say. Record life instructions to my boys and wife. Take a long walk with her, hold her hand, make love to her one last time. Record a list/plan for my personal belongings. Pray and thank God for the life I am blessed to have lived. Wake up and take my boys fishing in the morning. Spend the day with them making sure lots of photos are taken. Call the office and assure a few selected patients and families are set up with other specific providers. And as the final hour and minutes draw near find a place to be alone with my wife holding her close and waltzing her around the floor one last time.
Currently 5pm here
Get in truck with wife driving and kids and I in the back seat. Play games, draw, joke, and cut up with my boys the entire way. Drive back home to LA and see my family, my brother, sister, dad, and mom. Have a big family dinner, with drinks and lots of laughs. Find a few minutes with each of them alone to tell them what they need to hear and I need to say. Record life instructions to my boys and wife. Take a long walk with her, hold her hand, make love to her one last time. Record a list/plan for my personal belongings. Pray and thank God for the life I am blessed to have lived. Wake up and take my boys fishing in the morning. Spend the day with them making sure lots of photos are taken. Call the office and assure a few selected patients and families are set up with other specific providers. And as the final hour and minutes draw near find a place to be alone with my wife holding her close and waltzing her around the floor one last time.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:13 pm to PsychTiger
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Receive call from doctor mid-jump that they mixed up your test results and you are actually going to live.
Ok.
Maybe I wear a parachute and don't open it
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:16 pm to Bleeding purple
I prefer the funny responses but I like that. You're a good man 
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:20 pm to reds on reds on reds
Grab family go to airport, fly to Caribbean island, enjoy my last few hours in paradise
Posted on 8/27/15 at 5:23 pm to reds on reds on reds
Take it easy Mase
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