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Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83514 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:52 pm to
If she goes to a bro country concert with the girls you are beyond done
Posted by Halls Hair
Huckleberry Farm
Member since Jul 2022
144 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:52 pm to
quote:


You take the early flight home from San Diego.....


I'm here for the gangbang.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
20144 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

you and your spouse plan a custom-built home.


Wut
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Call this man Xerox cuz he spittin' fax.


She wants hubs to pay for em, and the tennis instructor to enjoy em.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29422 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:53 pm to
When your wife wants a boob job.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25524 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

If she goes to a bro country concert with the girls you are beyond done



Yeah with the cutoff booty shorts and boots= bangin
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17104 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:55 pm to
When you wake up one morning and she's gone and you call her work and they say yesterday was her last day, she put in her 2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago. And you have not seen her in person for 25 years.

Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51640 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:56 pm to
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When you wake up one morning and she's gone and you call her work and they say yesterday was her last day, she put in her 2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago. And you have not seen her in person for 25 years.

Damn, just disappeared?
Posted by skipjackbama
Member since Apr 2023
1502 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:56 pm to
When she tells you she wants to take Tennis Lessons
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36672 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:57 pm to
When she works late

When she goes on a girl's trip to Vegas

When she suddenly starts losing weight

If you lose your job or she gets a promotion and now earns more than you
Posted by LSUCyberGirl
Member since Feb 2021
56 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:57 pm to
or do a remodel while you are living in the house
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
54589 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:57 pm to
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When all her friends start getting a divorce….


Actually, it only takes one really good friend that's miserable.

Misery loves company.
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3706 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:58 pm to
...when she leaves the kids at her parents' house when you're working night shift.
Posted by fricket
Member since Aug 2019
1172 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:58 pm to
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LSUCyberGirl

Pics?
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
23108 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:58 pm to
When she has a guy named Hunter Biden on speed dial.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
12906 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

When you wake up one morning and she's gone and you call her work and they say yesterday was her last day, she put in her 2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago. And you have not seen her in person for 25 years.

/thread
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
3341 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:59 pm to
When she doesn’t visit you in the hospital after you had a heart attack, true story
Posted by BUKA
CrackerLand
Member since May 2023
329 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

you and your spouse plan a custom-built home.


Just let her pick stuff dude
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51640 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:02 pm to
I can't imagine my wife and I fighting over building a house other than the cost. I don't give a shite about a house other than the basics.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15291 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:04 pm to
When your big christmas gifts are tshirts they sell at the grocery store.... and not even like a publix or heb

Like Albertsons tshirts with the outline of the state
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