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Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:32 pm to Techdog89
Courtesy of Alexa: Fact: When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he lets the officer go with a warning.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 5:45 pm to Techdog89
Posted on 10/10/17 at 6:40 pm to alajones
quote:
Chuck Norris was born in 1940
You mean:
Chuck Norris was born. 1940 got lucky!
Posted on 10/10/17 at 7:23 pm to Techdog89
Posted on 10/10/17 at 7:35 pm to SCLibertarian
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris turned wine into beer
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris walked into a burger king ordered a big Mac and they gave it to him.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. Nothing to do with his ancestry he just ate a jeep.
Chuck Norris fathered optimus prime when after fricking on a tractor some of his semen got into the engine.
Russia ended the cold war after watching a delta force marathon on channel USA
there was a time when you could say I was obsessed
Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris turned wine into beer
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris walked into a burger king ordered a big Mac and they gave it to him.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. Nothing to do with his ancestry he just ate a jeep.
Chuck Norris fathered optimus prime when after fricking on a tractor some of his semen got into the engine.
Russia ended the cold war after watching a delta force marathon on channel USA
there was a time when you could say I was obsessed
This post was edited on 10/10/17 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 10/10/17 at 7:36 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. Nothing to do with his ancestry he just ate a jeep.
I like that one.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 7:39 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
My personal favorite was always "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure. He goes killing."
Posted on 10/10/17 at 9:12 pm to sicboy
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the world down.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 9:40 pm to HubbaBubba
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. He's not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 2:14 am to Techdog89
Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong had a testicle contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 2:16 am to tigerfan84
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:08 am to tigerfan84
Before every episode of walker Texas ranger was aired they injected chuck Norris with 3x the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer to minimize the casualties.
That's a good one I forgot
That's a good one I forgot
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:14 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
You know you're the GOAT when you use a funny meme about yourself in a movie.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra, after 3 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra, after 3 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:20 am to Pepe Lepew
quote:
This is crap... Chuck Norris has never experienced regret, fear, shame, suffering, or guilt.
And probably not surprise either.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 9:58 am to LSUBoo
The only person that cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. Never slap chuck Norris
There's no such thing as tornadoes chuck Norris just really hates trailer park.
Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
There's no such thing as tornadoes chuck Norris just really hates trailer park.
Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
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