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re: Y'all ever been to a sex shop?

Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11463 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:24 pm to
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This was 1AM in my room



Dude that is fricking hilarious. We used to put that on when I was working nights. One night we got a free movie.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:27 pm to
Does Spencer's count?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:29 pm to
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Used to go to the port allen porn shop to buy whippets.
I'm guilty of the same

A buddy and I bought a shite ton and did them all in his gf's garage. She woke us up the next morning passed out where we were doing whippets, and the floor was completely covered in blue canisters. We got yelled at. I left. Good times
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:31 pm to
Is that dangerous?
Posted by Darkknight
Member since Mar 2012
1416 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:32 pm to
This is a joke right??
Posted by auburntiger4life
Member since Aug 2016
321 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:37 pm to
Many times my ex wife was partners in one, but was great when she would have the girl party to sell them, weird though that I wanted to have a peep hole into my own livingroom lol
Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6504 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:39 pm to
Been a couple of times with the wife for shits and giggles. Never bought anything from the store itself.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:44 pm to
Nah brah, completely safe. You just breathe the shite in. If you take too much, you just pass out. Doing a bunch makes you feel weird the next day, but it goes away within a couple of hours.

It's pretty fun and safe
Posted by Das_Wanda_kid
Member since Apr 2017
438 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:57 pm to
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Y'all ever been to a sex shop?


Hell yeah. I would hit the one on I10 past Lafayette all the time. I would be comin back from my camp and be ready to smash anything. One time I bought some big as dildo with more gadgets than a Mardi Gras float. I figured my girlfriend would love it. I pulled it out the box and she freaked out. I never got to use it in her or anyone else.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 8:58 pm to
Been to one on Bourbon street. Went to Hearts on Airline one.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:00 pm to
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How those places exist with the internet is beyond me.


How is my ol lady supposed to find a dildo that'll match my girth for when I'm out of town if she can't physically hold it in her hand(s)?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138845 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:01 pm to
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How is my ol lady supposed to find a dildo that'll match my girth for when I'm out of town if she can't physically hold it in her hand(s)?
isn't that why 3d printers were invented?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:02 pm to
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How is my ol lady supposed to find a dildo that'll match my girth for when I'm out of town if she can't physically hold it in her hand(s)?



They sell dildos that small?
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:02 pm to
My cousin's wife runs one and makes decent money doing it. I helped her get the business off the ground and bought the building they were in. She sold vapor smoking products, head shop, and sex toys. She paid me off plus some interest in 5 yrs.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:04 pm to
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Why bother with skeevy weirdos when you can get it off amazon now
?



Be advised that Amazon purchases go on your permanent record, and I do mean permanent.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42510 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:18 pm to
It's less awkward with lady friend
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:24 pm to
Previous free spirited hippie gf took me once to introduce me to cock rings. If you've never put a vibrating saddle on your dick, in my opinion it's overrated. And it's gross afterward. Do people actually wash and reuse those things? After she left it went in the trash, and I never went back in a sex shop.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2914 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:36 pm to
Yeah why not. I went with ex girlfriends to the Hustler shop on Bourbon after drinking heavily and have no regrets.

High quality lube is worth it's weight in gold.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39242 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:38 pm to
You guys just get a Hitachi magic wand. Your SO will thank you
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:40 pm to
Yep. More than once.
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