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re: WYDI? Keys dropped in water edition

Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:34 am to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:34 am to
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im OCD about germs in public places. i use my keys to press elevator buttons






Your immune system must be terrible
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66487 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:38 am to
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Your immune system must be terrible



no its actually really good. i just don't know where that guy that pushed it before had his finger.

may have been up his butt
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:45 am to
remove the pink key from your attached belt loop and suck on it the rest of the day, and you will be fine
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:49 am to
This is very important. Was it pre or post anal insertion?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33741 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:55 am to
You = Attention whore
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34752 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:14 pm to
Put a bag of rice in your mouth first...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:19 pm to
I dropped my keys in 5 foot deep water off a dock in Dulac, LA and drunkenly searched for an hour and found them with my toes buried in a foot of muck at night.

This adds nothing to this thread.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:20 pm to
Too bad it wasn't your keyboard.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:20 pm to
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This adds nothing to this thread.


Incorrect. What you said is 10x more interesting than the OP.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50928 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Where have your keys been?


Various key holes, my pocket, and laying on the counter.
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 1:11 pm
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