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Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:28 am to JB Mac
Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:35 am to SabiDojo
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Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.

Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:38 am to JB Mac
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Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.
How do I survive this?
You're worried about farts when you should be worried about the fact that you're gonna shite your pants.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:38 am to SabiDojo
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Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.
But make sure you're not the first one to point it out. He who smelt it dealt it.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 9:25 am to mikrit54
So far so good. Had to leave the room once and crop dust the whole lobby and act like I was on a call. Also went to the fitness room floor to use the shitter and fired blanks for 3 minutes
Hoping that gets me to the 10am break
Hoping that gets me to the 10am break
Posted on 1/10/17 at 9:47 am to JB Mac
Would it look odd if you had several lit candles around you? Not sure what your work culture is like.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 10:15 am to JB Mac
Wear an adult diaper. Will protect against the dreaded shart and added cushion to help muffle the sound.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 10:56 am to JB Mac
A few eye drops in a glass of water will work wonders.
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