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Quite a bit to talk about tonight... including Charlotte's boobs

The "cosmetic surgery" she's slated to have during this time off is to help fix issues with her breast implants. She revealed that she was actually suffering from silicone poisoning back in 2018... which she had fixed in a way that would get her back on TV quicker... and wouldn't you know it... new issues arose from that. This new surgery, which she says is NOT due to silicone poisoning, will keep her out longer than the original surgery to fix what was at that time silicone poisoning

It's not a very Happy Lana or Rusev Day at the moment as Miro, the former Rusev, has confirmed that he is positive for COVID-19. That comes off the back of Lana's parents both coming down with it... including time in ICU for Lana's mom, who has now fortunately recovered enough to get off oxygen and out of ICU. Unfortunately, Miro's diagnosis means if he was going to make his debut in IMPACT Wrestling this Saturday night at Slammiversary... that's now off the table

***NJPW SPOILERS - boy... things must be awkward in the Los Ingobernables de Japon locker room now huh? EVIL ditched the group to become the new leader of the Bullet Club, won the New Japan Cup, then won both the IWGP Heavyweight & Intercontinental Championships off of LIJ leader Tetsuya Naito, only to remember he's still the NEVER Openweight Six-Man Tag Team Champion with his former LIJ buddies Bushi & Shingo Takagi. Surely the 6-man title reign will continue to be long and fruitful, right? END NJPW SPOILERS***

Now for tonight's Monday Night Raw preview... coming from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Fla. now just 6 days from the Horror Show at Extreme Rules

Bayley & Sasha Banks will continue to be the bestest friends in the whole wide world as they defend the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship against G's most favoritest tag team of all time not named Nia Jax x2... The Kabuki Warriors

In a match that's totally not set up for something to happen to R-Truth and lose the 24/7 Championship... R-Truth battles Randall Keith Orton in a non-title match

We get a Wrestlemania re-match that's about 3 months later than normal when Seth Rollins & Kevin Owens face off where certainly everyone's eyes will remain in their respective sockets

And we get a tag team elimination match pitting the Viking Raiders vs Zelina's Gang of Latino Men... Andrade & Angel Garza

And speaking of the Viking Raiders... the COVID-19 "What can we do while quarantined... hey I have an idea... let's frick" baby boom hits WWE again as Raymond Rowe (aka Erik of the Viking Raiders) and his wife Sarah Logan (yes... the forgotten member of the Riott Squad) have announced that Logan is also expecting that couple's 1st child. That goes... of course... with the post-MITB announcement from Seth Rollins & Becky Lynch that they are expecting as well. Congrats Ray & Sarah

Here's Sarah in happier... or at least pre-preggo... times