WWE Monday Night Raw Thread: Return of the Money Edition

Congrats to both Nikki & Brie Bella (and Daniel Bryan too... I guess) for somehow timing the births of their respective child literally within 24 hours of each other between this past Friday and Saturday. Both also happened to have boys. Yes the genders have been assuming you transphobic twits. Congrats Nikki, Brie, & Bryan Danielson

And speaking of the goatboy... with Daniel Bryan now having some influence in the Smackdown creative process... it's reported we may soon see the death of the Shorty G gimmick... praise jeebus b/c Gable is so much better than Shorty fricking G. First evidence of this was his heel turn (?) from this Friday night when he helped out Baron Corbin against Matt Riddle

Find your favorite rasslin version of Todd McShay b/c we could very well be in WWE draft season... as it's being reported a roster draft should happen... probably sometime in October

Another lady rassler formerly in WWE is expected to turn up in the AEW Women's Lethal Lottery (sorry... Deadly Draw) Tournament... ex-NXTer Taynara Conti. Conti has apparently signed an AEW deal and will make her debut in the tournament. She joins former funkadactyl Cameron... now known by her real name Ariane Andrew... as ex-WWE women's wrestlers now in AEW

Now for tonight's Monday Night Raw preview... from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Fla.

Here comes the money!!! Shane-O-Mac makes his return to the screen for some reason tonight

Drew McIntyre & Randy Orton have a face-to-face from six feet apart (you know... social distancing). Will they kiss? Maybe

A new faction is apparently coming to Raw tonight (please be the Undisputer ERA... please be the Undisputed ERA)

Oh... we finally get to find out who the real United States Champion is now that Apollo Crews is over the COVID and can defend his title against MVP

Asuka starts murdering people tonight

If you don't remember Taynara Conti... here you go