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re: Writing poems for women

Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:40 pm to
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:40 pm to
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she loves it when I say something profound


Please provide us of an example of what she found that you said was so profound. Just curious.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79245 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:40 pm to
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Can you just give her a book of poems? Rose by Li Young Lee worked for me.



That's the way to go. A modest, unique gift that fits her personality.

Last summer I bought a girl a fish-shaped keychain made in the Holy Land. Wasn't someone I considered a romantic possibility but the same principle applies - she's Christian and would like it, and it wasn't something you can find at any convenience store.
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Please provide us of an example of what she found that you said was so profound. Just curious.


Don't want to share
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:42 pm to
Do not fricking do it. SIGN OF WEAKNESS big time. Girls do not understand poetry...especially the nurses and business gals most of us date. They see it s a sign of weakness and your dick will shrink 2 inches. Perhaps for you, that may be 0.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Don't want to share


The thread premise is just as queer as the poem.

Try it out here first. Don't run the risk of her being nice just to be nice if it sucks. That's way more brutal especially when her friends read it.
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Don't want to share


Fair enough. Hope it works out for you
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:50 pm to
The poem doesn't say anything about my feelings towards her. It talks about her positive qualities. It's descriptive.
Posted by marie antoinette
Member since Nov 2007
6012 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:51 pm to
Do it. And send it to me as well.
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

It talks about her positive qualities


Ok please don't write a poem about her boobs.
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:54 pm to
Lmao it's not really about her physical qualities
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:55 pm to
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Lmao it's not really about her physical qualities


good

Just make sure she's into you first.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:56 pm to
for her obituary
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:57 pm to
use this

i love yo titties
they look like ballons on peds
put them in my mouth
Posted by SDtiger16
San Diego
Member since Oct 2012
632 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:59 pm to
As our world keeps turning
The earth continues burning
All the while kingdoms come
Until the day they fade away
Leaving traces of their visions
Golden ideals permanently surreal
As each cycle begins again
Cynics compose their sermons of doubt
Powerful armies flex their clout
Infallible leaders adress the people
Wondering why they can't see whats real
Around and around this ride we go
Surely it stops or would that be cruel
If we kept on spinning day by day
This pale blue dot in the milky way.


Writing is a beautiful endeavor, one of the most cathartic tools we are enabled with. Sadly it seems so absent these days, if you don't write for someones write for yourself. I bet you will look back fondly on your musings, observations and experiences as time passes.
This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 9:38 pm
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:05 pm to

So something like


My Darling female, you're always sweet
You have a great job and you're always neat.

I love the way you make me smile
and give me sex every once in a while

You're my best friend, I can't deny
I love your laugh as well as your cry

Let me wipe your tears for the rest of my days
and penetrate you in various ways.

I can't look at life the same way again
As said above, you're my best friend...

So let this poem be my way to say
I love you, Darling, now lets hit the hay.
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:07 pm to
Boy, you're a regular Robert Frost
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37597 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:11 pm to
Depends on if the chick is into that sort of thing.

Only real reason to do it before engagement/wedding
This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 9:45 pm
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
8010 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:39 pm to
I'd say write it within the first month.

Report back to the board on how long it takes the express train to drop you off at the friend zone after you read it to her.
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:46 pm to
Yeah dude, it's creepy as frick.
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