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re: Would you sleep with a midget?

Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:38 pm to
A buddy of mine slept with one of those chick midget wrestlers from Fred’s, said he’d never do it again, said she was trying to do somersaults onto his Johnson
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:46 pm to
The top picture is a photoshopped picture of Kelly Clarkson. Lmao
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7907 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

First one is a tough call, the rest are no way. Now, you want some legit WYHI, dig deep into hot chicks without certain limbs. What do you do with a cool, smokeshow missing a leg or something? IDK.


My wife was born without most of her right arm. It ends right above the elbow.

It, quite literally, never crosses my mind.
Posted by baylorbaiter
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1494 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:01 pm to
That first one looks like skinny Kelly Clarkson.
FIFY
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
26856 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

My grandfather was a high school principal. His janitor was a midget. The midget janitor was married to a regular sized woman and had several kids.


so she fricked him I assume. Im questiobaly picturing it in my head...
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84298 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:07 pm to
I'm pretty fricked up, but this looks good asf right now.

#NotSorry



Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:10 pm to


It is Kelly Clarkson
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:12 pm to
Closest to a midget I ever had was a girl I went to HS with that was 4'8" and a gymnast. I am 6'4". She was a lot of fun and very flexible!!!
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84298 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

It is Kelly Clarkson


As long as its 36 inches, I dont care baw
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3885 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:16 pm to
Wtf did I stumble upon?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84298 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:22 pm to
I truly believe DavidTheGnome was a brilliant new species from lucasp
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18633 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 3:34 am to
I would definitely be down once for sure.

Plus, their small hands would make my wiener look larger than it is
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16574 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:21 am to
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The midget janitor was married to a regular sized woman and had several kids.


Dude certainly understood the Big Bang theory.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37066 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:24 am to
HELL YES !!!!


This post was edited on 10/13/18 at 6:46 am
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8705 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:27 am to
frick no. And I don’t say no that often
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:34 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:35 am to
quote:

Maybe. Can she make a sandwich?


Not without a stool
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3476 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Imagine how big your dick would look in one of their hands.


Posted by Thias2685
Member since Sep 2012
2696 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:33 am to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:46 am to
I dated a girl who is 4'8" does that count
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