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re: Would you sleep with a midget?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:38 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:38 pm to DavidTheGnome
A buddy of mine slept with one of those chick midget wrestlers from Fred’s, said he’d never do it again, said she was trying to do somersaults onto his Johnson
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
The top picture is a photoshopped picture of Kelly Clarkson. Lmao
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:50 pm to Bunk Moreland
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First one is a tough call, the rest are no way. Now, you want some legit WYHI, dig deep into hot chicks without certain limbs. What do you do with a cool, smokeshow missing a leg or something? IDK.
My wife was born without most of her right arm. It ends right above the elbow.
It, quite literally, never crosses my mind.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:01 pm to Tunasntigers92
That first one looks like skinny Kelly Clarkson.
FIFY
FIFY

Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:03 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:so she fricked him I assume. Im questiobaly picturing it in my head...
My grandfather was a high school principal. His janitor was a midget. The midget janitor was married to a regular sized woman and had several kids.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:07 pm to DavidTheGnome
I'm pretty fricked up, but this looks good asf right now.
#NotSorry

#NotSorry


Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:10 pm to momentoftruth87

It is Kelly Clarkson

Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
Closest to a midget I ever had was a girl I went to HS with that was 4'8" and a gymnast. I am 6'4". She was a lot of fun and very flexible!!!
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:12 pm to Rox
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It is Kelly Clarkson
As long as its 36 inches, I dont care baw
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
Wtf did I stumble upon?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
I truly believe DavidTheGnome was a brilliant new species from lucasp
Posted on 10/13/18 at 3:34 am to DavidTheGnome
I would definitely be down once for sure.
Plus, their small hands would make my wiener look larger than it is
Plus, their small hands would make my wiener look larger than it is
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:21 am to Jim Rockford
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The midget janitor was married to a regular sized woman and had several kids.
Dude certainly understood the Big Bang theory.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:24 am to DavidTheGnome
HELL YES !!!!

This post was edited on 10/13/18 at 6:46 am
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:27 am to DavidTheGnome
frick no. And I don’t say no that often
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:35 am to Bamajedi
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Maybe. Can she make a sandwich?
Not without a stool
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:01 am to Peazey
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Imagine how big your dick would look in one of their hands.

Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:46 am to DavidTheGnome
I dated a girl who is 4'8" does that count
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