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re: Would you let your wife/gf go to a "sip and paint"?

Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:47 am to
Is there room in the song to add a bit about the eyebrows?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:48 am to
quote:

If you don't know then look it up, basically women sipping wine and painting a fully naked dude and then it just turns into a strip club



You're wife ain't going to a "Sip 'n' Paint," bro'.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:49 am to
hey aspy
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114298 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:50 am to
Hey tyga

Wanna go paint jellyfish with me?
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:51 am to


Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:53 am to
I'm looking for a man in finance... trust fund... 6'5... blue eyes... abs... super insecure and paranoid... controlling... perfectly manicured brows by Brenda in the shopping center next to TJ Maxx...
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
38243 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Wanna go paint jellyfish with me?


can my wife and two kids come? afaf
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114298 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:56 am to


Of course!
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:58 am to
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my wife


I'm literally right here


also
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114298 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:59 am to
A masterpiece!
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
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62665 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:59 am to
were u not just flirting with that jizz face poster?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38754 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:00 am to
quote:

were u not just flirting with that jizz face poster?


well yeah, but he's playing hard to get so I gotta diversify or I'm not gonna hit 300 by Friday
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14901 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:02 am to
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well yeah, but he's playing hard to get so I gotta diversify or I'm not gonna hit 300 by Friday


An old, unmarried, close to becoming infertile, self-proclaimed independent woman who posts on a primarily male message board isnt my type.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114298 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:03 am to
She’s not old, I am.

At least keep your enemies straight.

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:03 am to
quote:

She’s not old, I am.

At least keep your enemies straight.



I was talking about you
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114298 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:05 am to
You quoted her

You aren’t big on comprehension, are you?

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38754 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:05 am to
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An old, unmarried, close to becoming infertile, self-proclaimed independent woman who posts on a primarily male message board isnt my type.


ooooh, you're spicy. I'm technically booked the rest of the week, but I have 20 minutes tomorrow evening to squeeze you in. I know you like to cuddle for at least 15 minutes after.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:06 am to
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An old, unmarried, close to becoming infertile, self-proclaimed independent woman who posts on a primarily male message board isnt my type.


Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
452302 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:09 am to
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If you don't know then look it up, basically women sipping wine and painting a fully naked dude and then it just turns into a strip club


Is there also a rainbow party and drug-laced Halloween candy?
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