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re: Would you become excessively fat if promised a $1,000,000 yearly salary?

Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:02 pm to
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You are the one crawfishing, threw down the gauntlet and now running away like the coward you are.



My opinion has changed at all.

Put simply, you're fat.

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Last time, put up or shut up. I can’t wait to see your next excuse.


I'll pay for you to get a scan to prove me wrong. It'll measure your fat mass compared to your overall weight. I say with great certainty it's going to be quite a bit higher than you expect.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:02 pm to
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Explain this. Even at 365lbs I never needed a seat belt extender on a plane.


Mingo doesn’t understand that everyone is different. He thinks they are all sawed off little fricks like himself.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:03 pm to
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You're bouncing between this thread and the one with Roger pitching a fit about waking up early or whatever. Busy Saturday.



Torrey Pines is boring and the leaders haven't teed off, I'm bored and it's hot as hell outside
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21098 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:04 pm to
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I'll pay for you to get a scan to prove me wrong. It'll measure your fat mass compared to your overall weight. I say with great certainty it's going to be quite a bit higher than you expect.


Come on up then. I’ll wait. If not, quit talking and shut your cock holster. You can’t
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Explain this. Even at 365lbs I never needed a seat belt extender on a plane.


I've seen people stack two and three of them


I mean, I wouldn't call this a win. I imagine someone with about a 42 inch pants size doesn't need an extender, doesn't mean they aren't fat as frick
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68957 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Torrey Pines is boring and the leaders haven't teed off, I'm bored and it's hot as hell outside


Zero lies detected.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21098 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Torrey Pines is boring and the leaders haven't teed off, I'm bored and it's hot as hell outside


Yeah, being a coward is too hard to type, huh?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Mingo doesn’t understand that everyone is different


Of course I do, but I also understand simple human physiology of a 5'11 man.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:05 pm to
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Come on up then. I’ll wait. If not, quit talking and shut your cock holster. You can’t


Do you need me to hold your hand during the scan? Get it and I'll pay for it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:06 pm to
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42 inch pants size


Quite large. 36 here. I guess that’s fat to you too? We all can’t wear a 12 dwarf size like you.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:06 pm to
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36 here. I guess that’s fat to you too?


For someone 5'11, objectively, yes
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:07 pm to
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Do you need me to hold your hand during the scan? Get it and I'll pay for it.


All, I will do Mingo’s scan. All he has to do is come to Alex. It’s that simple.

Sorry, I’m not a homosexual so I don’t need you trying to hold my hand.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21098 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:08 pm to
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For someone 5'11, objectively, yes



Damn, you really are stupid. Okay, maybe someone who actually knows can respond.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68957 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:09 pm to
I'm in 35s now. You might in fact be an Adonis with a 36 pant size at your height and wieght.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21098 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Of course I do, but I also understand simple human physiology of a 5'11 man.


It’s quite obvious you don’t.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:11 pm to
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It’s quite obvious you don’t.


To be 235 lbs at 5'11 you'd be a 1%er as far as muscle mass for your height and that's before factoring in you are well passed your physical prime leading to it being even harder.

Again, you may be, but you aren't making a very convincing arguement
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:12 pm to
I guess it depends on how long I'd have to do it. 5 years sure. Life? No.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21098 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:13 pm to
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arguement


I would say we could have a spelling contest but…

You are the coward, convince me that you aren’t. You know what you have to do.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:14 pm to
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I would say we could have a spelling contest but…



Mingo regrets the error, typing quickly on mobile.

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You are the coward, convince me that you aren’t.


I guess I can't.

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You know what you have to do.


Not really. If you are referencing in scared to come to Alexandria, we'll that would be untrue, but I'm not driving 7 irons to confirm you are on overweight middle aged man life just about everyone else. But you can think I'm scared if it makes you feel better
This post was edited on 6/19/21 at 3:16 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
58284 posts
Posted on 6/19/21 at 3:18 pm to
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confirm you are on overweight middle aged man life just about everyone else


IDGAF personally - but how do you know this?

Besides, I think this weight thing you project on everyone is bc you’re insecure about you’re height

It’s ok - not everyone is the same and that’s ok
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