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re: Would turtles be terrifying if they were fast?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:38 pm to LSUTygerFan
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:38 pm to LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:39 pm to Sampson
this is what happens when they catch you..
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:42 pm to FT
No but frogs would be killer if big
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:42 pm to LSUTygerFan
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
To get to the shell station!
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:42 pm to biglego
quote:Dude. I already have a frog phobia.
No but frogs would be killer if big
Don't make me think about that shite.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:44 pm to FT
quote:
Ok, so let's add that they'd be fast and also crave human blood.
Do they have any other vampire qualities? If they're just fast and want blood then I'm not too worried.
Maybe they already crave human blood...how do you know they don't?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:44 pm to 82fumanchu
Normal turtles? No.
One of these prehistoric sumbitches?
One of these prehistoric sumbitches?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:45 pm to LSUTygerFan
Like Tasmanian Devil fast or Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde fast?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:45 pm to tipup
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Like Tasmanian Devil fast or Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde fast?
or jason voorhees fast?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:46 pm to LSUTygerFan
They are exactly one MPH faster than the person they're chasing.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:48 pm to FT
How far apart are we before the chase begins?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:48 pm to FT
If a large snapper was chasing me, it would be pretty alarming. They are already pretty quick.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:48 pm to tipup
quote:Stop asking questions. Think for yourself for Christ's sake.
How far apart are we before the chase begins?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:49 pm to FT
Hell yeah. Those big snappers at 25 mph would be a nightmare.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:51 pm to FT
You started it!
If it's a simple yes or no answer, than NO.
If it's a simple yes or no answer, than NO.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:51 pm to FT
alligator snapping turtle with cheetah speed? yeah i'd shite myself
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:52 pm to FT
I'm imagining a turtle chasing me, running as fast as a dog. Nope.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:52 pm to tipup
Mario and Luigi taught us how to take care of turtles
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:55 pm to biglego
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Mario and Luigi taught us how to take care of turtles
Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:56 pm to Jackie Chan
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