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re: Worst pick up line you ever used that actually worked?
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:15 am to RollTide1987
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:15 am to RollTide1987
let's not turn this rape into a murder.
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Posted on 5/27/14 at 6:31 am to 82fumanchu
Suck me, beautiful
Posted on 5/27/14 at 6:45 am to IT_Dawg
"Who wants to sex mutombo works?"
Posted on 5/27/14 at 7:00 am to RollTide1987
Mine was more of a gesture...
Pointed at a girl across the bar. When she looked at me I smelled my fingers. She came over and it was on.
Pointed at a girl across the bar. When she looked at me I smelled my fingers. She came over and it was on.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 7:35 am to RollTide1987
Hey, you don't sweat much for a hefty girl! 
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:14 am to RollTide1987
Can I suck your toes?
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:32 am to HeadSlash
I'm frick as drunk, wanna duck?
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:33 am to RollTide1987
I approached a gal at a bar and said "Just to be straight up from the get go, you should know I don't have enough money to buy us both drinks. (As I was saying that I was pulling a packaged gourmet cookie from my jacket pocket) But I do have this here delicious gourmet cookie I hope you consider eating with me."
Of course, I had pre-planned that approach to see if it would work. It actually made her and her friend laugh and we ended up going out a few times.
Of course, I had pre-planned that approach to see if it would work. It actually made her and her friend laugh and we ended up going out a few times.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:37 am to CockHolliday
went to lunch with friend in Metry years back, smoking hot waitress, her: "have you guys decided what you want?" me: "yes I have, but it's not on the menu" she drops a menu on the floor and steps on it "is it on the menu now?" worked
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:37 am to RollTide1987
"If you were going to screw every guy here, where would the line start"
Yeah, worked just fine
Yeah, worked just fine
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:40 am to Mulat
How many planets are in the solar system?
8? Wrong, 7 after I destroy Uranus.
8? Wrong, 7 after I destroy Uranus.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:45 am to 777Tiger
When I was 18 I had this smoking hot blond come up to me and say "have you ever knocked the bottom out of it"? I froze, she completely threw me off and I didn't know what to say. She was a stripper, I likely missed out on some of the wildest poon of my life because I had a momentary beta lapse.
Had another night where I was in a club with some friends. Chick walks by and my bud grabs her. He points to me and says "my friend thinks you have a nice rack". I thought I was going to get slapped, but she looked at me and said "really? Thanks!" My friend follows this up with " I think you have a nice rack too" and the rest is history. I could have never pulled that off.
In Vegas a couple of years ago, I was in the club on the roof of The Palms. Started dancing with some random chick. I never spoke a single word to her and never bought her a drink. Before I knew it, she had her tongue in my mouth and hand in my pants as we were headed back to my room. That was a fun night.
Had another night where I was in a club with some friends. Chick walks by and my bud grabs her. He points to me and says "my friend thinks you have a nice rack". I thought I was going to get slapped, but she looked at me and said "really? Thanks!" My friend follows this up with " I think you have a nice rack too" and the rest is history. I could have never pulled that off.
In Vegas a couple of years ago, I was in the club on the roof of The Palms. Started dancing with some random chick. I never spoke a single word to her and never bought her a drink. Before I knew it, she had her tongue in my mouth and hand in my pants as we were headed back to my room. That was a fun night.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:46 am to mommas boy
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Mine was more of a gesture... Pointed at a girl across the bar. When she looked at me I smelled my fingers. She came over and it was on.
classy Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:48 am to ksayetiger
My mother is dying
Posted on 5/27/14 at 8:57 am to Tiger Ryno
A girl I wanted to holla at kept texting me saying we were gonna meet up that night. 4 that nights later I finally told her if you don't come meet up with me tonight then the future of our relationship will go from "love" to "barely like and respect."
She though that was funny and made sure to meet up with me. We are getting married in August
She though that was funny and made sure to meet up with me. We are getting married in August
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 8:58 am
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:02 am to Jakesonaplane
Well played baw.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 1:55 pm to RollTide1987
Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
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