re: Worst date you've ever been on

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Movies 6 or 8? Or are you a youngin?

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Always took in early show, just incase the date turned sour, I had time to bolt and save the rest of the night for whatever.

Met a hipster chick on tinder from a town about 20 minutes south. She meets me at a bar. Immediatley begins to tell me she's a communist. I start talking shite about communisim and tell her I don't believe she's really a communist. She pulls up her shirt sleeve and had a fricking hammer and sickle tattooed on her wrist. She rambles on about nonsense. I happen to mention I take xanex sometimes if I can't sleep. She says she's actually addicted to xanex, doesn't have a job, lives with her mom, and borrowed her moms car to come meet me.
Tries to get me to drive her to meet a drug dealer. It got even weirder afterwards so I ducked out.

It's been about two years since this happened and every two or three months since then I'll wake up to no less than 15 missed calls from her at early hours in the morning.

with age dates became just awful

mine isn't anywhere near most in this thread.

i was a waiter for a while in HS at a pizza joint. there was this church right by us that always came in on Sundays or Wednesday nights. The pastor was a pretty cool guy, but a little fire and brimstone. his daughter was an OT 8. she had flirted a bit with me but i held off out of respect for him.

one time she left her number on the napkin with the tip in it. Dad intercepted and asked about my walk with the Lord. at the time i was a good baptist and answered accordingly. so he let me go on the date. i pick her up, he gives me a lecture on acceptable behaviour. we go out and are having a good talk. then she talks about her time in rehab. she'd been shooting up for a while and OD'd. i was her first step in the right direction. bit awkward, but it's a fun night. on the way home she directs me to a friends house.... cool peeps but she disappears in the back... to do crack or something.

i get her out of there and she's completely gone gets all handsy and says i'm a good guy... we need to be together.

while still a straight red blooded dude, i can't do this. i still admire my restraint for not at least getting a handy or something from it.

i get her home, her dad can tell what happens, gives me the go to hell look, i say i'm really really sorry, i had no idea.

they never came in my place of work again.

Met a woman online. Talked to her for awhile but could never could get her to commit to a date. Finally she said it was because she had a 3 month old baby at home and had trouble getting a babysitter. Should have been enough of a red flag for me to abort but she looked so hot in her pictures so I shrugged it off. She invited me to her place for our first date. So I dress to impress and she answers the door wearing pajamas with no makeup on. She looks nothing like her pictures and sounds like an air head. She really wants to show me her baby in the next room and I felt like I had to go look and say cute. I decide we can talk for a bit but it's not looking good. While I am talking to her she keeps turning up the volume to the TV. Apparently, I'm inturrupting TV time for this chick. I then learn she had a divorce 1 year ago and her ex husband was not her baby daddy. I leave shortly later and never talked to her again. My friends gave me a lot of crap about going on this date.

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He set his demon spawn upon you, without warning. You had no idea what you were getting in to but he knew. He could have warned you. He chose the dishonest path, then added you to his list of people to blame for his failures.

frick him and his self-righteous act.

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yeah. i mean i get not trying to run me off. i was a good guy at that point (wtf did i do with my life) and a relationship with me probably would have been a better alternative FOR HER. i think if her dad had let me in beforehand, i probably would have still gone on the date, but been more wary of the stop. oh well. if i had facebook i'd stalk her to see what happened.

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Hook a brother up with her name and location and I will help you out. The OT resources are limitless.

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i'll just use my wife's. juuuuuuusssstttt need to remember to wipe the search history out.

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I was sweaty and had to pull up a how-to youtube video and hide it under the car to change it

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You had to watch a Youtube video to figure out how to change a tire?

I had a decent looking woman throw up will giving me a bj in my bed. The festivities were over.