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re: Women find 80% of men to be " below average"

Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69622 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:43 pm to
You're a terrible troll
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:48 pm to
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6) Work on your stroke game.


Thanks for nothing, Pecker. I met this hot woman while I was getting my lunch and bragged about how good I was at jerking off, just like you said.

She threw her drink in my face, screamed and had me arrested.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11584 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:51 pm to
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better learn how to do some things with their butt n ur tongue. Or be a really good listener.




One or the other
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15899 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:54 pm to
Not surprised.

Most people I know from highschool stopped working out and ate like shite. Some grew mustaches
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78701 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 4:30 pm to
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How hot are these girls? Having three 2s doesn't equal a 6


Above average. Not OT10s but I wouldn't kick them out of bed either.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293111 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 4:32 pm to
quote:



1) Hit the gym
2) Eat right (stop carb-loading every day because you ran 1.5 miles a week ago)
3) Don't be a slob - find some nice clothes that fit correctly
4) Don't be a pussy - have some confidence in yourself and don't be a pushover
5) Find some passions in life and pursue them (learn a new skill, new language, musical instrument, etc.)
6) Work on your stroke game
7) Don't drive a minivan
8) [last but not least] Be someone that you would want to have sex with (I would 100% have sex with myself)



Classic closet gay
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147844 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 4:42 pm to
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Don't fret, your boy Pecker
no doubt my boy Pecker is fricking that average up.... one side of the other
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 4:46 pm to
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Classic closet gay



Everything he said is true. Instead of you betas talking shite to him, why don't you apply his knowledge. I guarantee you will have much more success with women
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215970 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 4:47 pm to
Oh ok.....
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147844 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 4:50 pm to
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getting my lunch

quote:

screamed and had me arrested.
I call bullshite
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:07 pm to
Did you ever call your ex?
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:11 pm to
Why would I? She dumped me, so she will need to contact me. I have moved on.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45755 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:20 pm to
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I would 100% have sex with myself


Then go frick yourself. Problem solved.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70230 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:23 pm to
The dating world must generally suck for guys these days.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147844 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:24 pm to
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so she will need to contact me
has she tried to call you then??


Or
Has she

"
quote:

I have moved on.


???
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147844 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:32 pm to
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But if u wanna slay 10s u have to strive for perfect hair, have some dollarz, and do some ab work. Most of yall probably lack genetics 4 two out of those three so better learn how to do some things with their butt n ur tongue. Or be a really good listener


Motherfricking DewBerry dropping solids In here like like he just got off a week long percecet binge and just downed 2 cups of coffee
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 5:51 pm to
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has she tried to call you then??



No, she hasn't, as it's only been a week and females generally realize they fricked up around week three. I don't care though, as I have hotter women that I'm currently going on dates with.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147844 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 6:01 pm to
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as I have hotter women that I'm currently going on dates with.
pics of both or i honestly think you're blowing smoke.....

No reason to try and impress goldenugget




And you're in S.C. So i don't see any real excuses why you won't show us what kind of came you working with my



Ftr I'm with you and think you're doing tHe right thing. And I'll be honest, by week 3 it's over in my book anyway.... I'll also admit I'm a softie and about 50% of the girls that I go through I grow this soft spot and I get terrible at 'ghosting', i admit I suck arse at it and a lot of the time lose that upper hand advantage. I will say I do well in other sreas so me being a puss silk sort or works out for me, except coming across as the beta...
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293111 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

guarantee you will have much more success with women


I never had issues
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 6:11 pm to
I just got done dating this chick from Memphis. We broke up because I wouldn't say I was sorry about something I said. Didn't ghost her because she is a cool chick. I reserve that for the POS girls.

Ghosting a good chick is immature as frick
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