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Woman suspects BF of cheating, tries to kill him with samurai sword

Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:44 pm
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:44 pm
Fox News




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A Washington woman was charged Monday with attempted murder, suspected of trying to use a samurai sword on a boyfriend she thought was being unfaithful.

Police say the woman, Emily Javier, 30, bought the sword and had been plotting to kill the boyfriend, Alex Lovell, for over a week after reportedly finding hair (not her own) in the shower and discovering the popular dating app “Tinder” on his phone, Fox 12 reported, citing a probable cause affidavit.


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She would be a blast to try rodeo sex with where you get her in doggy position and then say "Wow from this position you look just like my secretary" and then see how long you could hold on.

Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4324 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:47 pm to
Bitches be crazy
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:47 pm to
The green hair was the first hint that we aren't in Kansas anymore.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:48 pm to
Joker hair and attempted murderer?

I would cheat on it
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64695 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:50 pm to
Thats one way of doing it.
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22447 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:50 pm to
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:54 pm to
I've always been attracted to the crazy, jealous ones. Not this chick, but think Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers.
This post was edited on 3/6/18 at 11:55 pm
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:55 pm to
I never understand people who get all enraged over cheating if you’re not married and/or have kids with them. Move on to the next one, jeez.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
131102 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:56 pm to
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:58 pm to
Banish her to the island
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:58 pm to
Oregonian article gives more detail

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First, there was the dating app on Lovell's phone, she said. Then she saw sensual scratches on his back. Finally, Javier found red hair in the couple's shower drain, according to the police report.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2132 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 11:59 pm to
Rookie mistake
This post was edited on 3/7/18 at 3:05 am
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 12:02 am to
Bitch is in the upper left quadrant on that graph.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 12:08 am to
Expected something about florida
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 12:17 am to
Pac Northwest. The next best thing.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 12:21 am to
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53608 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 12:22 am to
quote:

She would be a blast to try rodeo sex with where you get her in doggy position and then say "Wow from this position you look just like my secretary" and then see how long you could hold on.


Holy shite
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:26 am to
IWHI
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:25 am to
Nothing is hotter than a crazy girl in a turtle suit
This post was edited on 3/7/18 at 5:26 am
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 5:30 am to
She looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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