re: Woman survives car crash, dies trying to retrieve her things

Posted by ATL-TIGER-732

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Member since Jun 2013

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Posted on 11/30/15 at 1:40 am to lsuwontonwrap

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A single mom out at 4am?

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Well it's not like she's going to get herself pregnant.

The only things open after midnight are liquor stores and legs.

Posted by Jet12

Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.

Member since Nov 2010

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Posted on 11/30/15 at 1:41 am to RATeamWannabe

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natural selection

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Darwin Award

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young mom

You guys don't know how that works, do you...

Sad story though.

Posted by Yellerhammer5

Member since Oct 2012

11051 posts

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:27 am to Jet12

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You guys don't know how that works, do you...

Sad story though.

Actually, that is how it works. To be eligible for a Darwin Award, you must remove yourself from the gene pool either through death or by losing the ability to reproduce.

Posted by nes2010

Member since Jun 2014

8048 posts

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:33 am to Yellerhammer5

She had already passed on her genes though.

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Posted by El Es Shu

Louisiana

Member since Oct 2008

640 posts

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:49 am to Hammertime

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100% went back to get her cell phone

Wanted to try out her Allstate "file a claim" app and take pictures of the damage.

Posted by yellowfin

Coastal Bar

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Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:51 am to nes2010

Darwin has prevented her from doing it again though

Posted by Mr.Perfect

Louisiana

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Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:55 am to Street Hawk

Where did this happen?

In Louisiana both directions would have been 10 mph at best from rubber neckers.

Posted by Yellerhammer5

Member since Oct 2012

11051 posts

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:56 am to nes2010

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She had already passed on her genes though

That doesn't matter. She is no longer in the gene pool.

LINK

This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:59 am

Posted by nes2010

Member since Jun 2014

8048 posts

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:58 am to Yellerhammer5

But her genes still are.

Posted by genuineLSUtiger

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Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:24 am to thejudge

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Had a fella who cut his fingers off with a skil saw... He then proceeded to wander around showing people his mangled hand.

Might just be a badass m'fer. You never know.