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re: Woman sues ex-boyfriend after his 'abnormally long' penis 'damaged her vagina'
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:44 pm to tidalmouse
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:44 pm to tidalmouse
What in the name of hell happened to her lips?
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Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:47 pm to Reservoir dawg
quote:
What in the name of hell happened to her lips?
Karima-ed on one too many times
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:38 pm to Tigerbait357
I'd like to represent this ol' baw.
bhtigerfan: "Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the plantiff claims that my client's "abnormally long" penis has allegedly "overstreached" her vajay-jay. I submit to you that although his "abnormally long" penis may have knocked the bottom out her vajay-jay, only an "abnormally thick" penis is capable of "overstreaching" a vajay-jay. Since she does not claim that his penis is "abnormally thick", I motion that you find my client not at fault for her overstreached vag. Thank you."
bhtigerfan: "Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the plantiff claims that my client's "abnormally long" penis has allegedly "overstreached" her vajay-jay. I submit to you that although his "abnormally long" penis may have knocked the bottom out her vajay-jay, only an "abnormally thick" penis is capable of "overstreaching" a vajay-jay. Since she does not claim that his penis is "abnormally thick", I motion that you find my client not at fault for her overstreached vag. Thank you."
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:45 pm to Tigerbait357
quote:
A woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after his "abnormally long" penis allegedly overstretched her vagina.
Geez wouldn't that be a woman's dream come true.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 11:48 pm to Tigerbait357
I knew I should have only went halfway.. damn that's the third time this month I've destroyed a P... lol
Posted on 11/12/18 at 2:51 am to Tigerbait357
Judge: Mr. Kurima you are charged with vaginal destruction to Mrs. Mangena due to your abnormally long penis how do you plead?
Mr. Kurima:
Mr. Kurima:
This post was edited on 11/12/18 at 2:55 am
Posted on 11/12/18 at 7:47 am to Tigerbait357
Erections have consequences
Posted on 11/12/18 at 8:42 am to Tigerbait357
Heidi Klum will be contacting this guy soon.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 8:54 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:
Heidi Klum will be contacting this guy soon.
Signs Seal delivered.
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