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Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:28 pm to Hog on the Hill
She shoulda had a V8 

Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:30 pm to Hog on the Hill
I had an ex once whose little sister apparently masturbated with a long fluorescent lightbulb wrapped in a condom. They found it under her bed on move out day. I wished at that moment that I only spoke Chinese, or some other foreign language. I didn't know how to respond.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:33 pm to WaltTeevens
And to think, I coulda gone all day long without this image in my brain.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:34 pm to Hog on the Hill
That must have been some carrot.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:36 pm to WaltTeevens
quote:She lit herself up.
I had an ex once whose little sister apparently masturbated with a long fluorescent lightbulb wrapped in a condom.
Very illuminating.
"When the lights go down in my puddy."
Safe sex is EVERYONE'S business.
Masturbation was a bright spot in her day.
She gets moist seeing Ready Kilowatt.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:57 pm to Hog on the Hill
If she used this, she would still be alive and happier.


Posted on 3/20/16 at 5:37 pm to Kcrad
If she would have lived would her vision. Get better?
Posted on 3/20/16 at 5:38 pm to Buck Magnum
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f she would have lived would her vision. Get better?
After her eyes rolled forward from the back of her head.
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