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re: Woman dies after sex with carrot

Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:24 pm to
Just use my penis ladies. It's much safer.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89830 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61798 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:28 pm to
She shoulda had a V8
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12045 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:30 pm to
I had an ex once whose little sister apparently masturbated with a long fluorescent lightbulb wrapped in a condom. They found it under her bed on move out day. I wished at that moment that I only spoke Chinese, or some other foreign language. I didn't know how to respond.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61798 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:33 pm to
And to think, I coulda gone all day long without this image in my brain.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:34 pm to
That must have been some carrot.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76155 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

I had an ex once whose little sister apparently masturbated with a long fluorescent lightbulb wrapped in a condom.
She lit herself up.

Very illuminating.

"When the lights go down in my puddy."

Safe sex is EVERYONE'S business.

Masturbation was a bright spot in her day.

She gets moist seeing Ready Kilowatt.

Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:57 pm to
If she used this, she would still be alive and happier.



Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11896 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 5:37 pm to
If she would have lived would her vision. Get better?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

f she would have lived would her vision. Get better?


After her eyes rolled forward from the back of her head.
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