Woman claims jealous cousin started housefire

She said it was a long story, I'm sure it is.

Have a nicer tractor than me? I'll burn your fricking house down

Also lulz at broham chillaxing on his porch with a case of bud heavy while the news films

The "It was my cousin...but I dont want to name any names" and "all because he couldn't get with me" leads me to believe that we have an outside chance for potential dysfunction here.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that house just to hear a general conversation between these people. Good lord...